Screw this ***** team and it's holier than thou coach. Someone as knowledgeable as John Gruden calls Brown the hardest worker he's ever seen but that's not good enough? Until THE PROCESS includes assembling talent it will be a huge failure. Stupid coach.
Well, signing a meh guy and selling him as the answer doesn't seem very creative (except on getting buy in from the fan base, that would be a creative sales job).
Draft White, move Edmunds.
You'd have better sustained success with the hot waitress(es) if there were a bit more in and out and waiting to let the anticipation build is something you should consider. Sometimes more than your small tip is necessary too.