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This team might need a loss on Week 1 to wake them the ***** up. Or to replace the OC before it's too late.

Imagine if we had a bigger, better version of Beasley? That would just be great. If only we had drafted that exact player.

Calling a low percentage out on 3rd & 2? Yeah that was brilliant. Doesn't excuse the piss poor throw, but he's not helping AT ALL.

Yay Latavius Murray sighting. 4th quarter and Dorsey finally figured out he has 2 big backs to carry the ball on 1st down. What a revelation you ***** dunce

Absolutely. Every time he chucks it down field directly to the other team it's his fault. But he has zero options besides hoping Diggs can win his matchup. Dorsey can't draw up an open receiver.

Yup. This should have been a full blown 12 personnel game. Like 100%. Instead Dorsey drew up plays to Deonte "6th best receiver" Harty.

He has an 80% completion rate because he's fitting throws into windows tighter than Zach Wilson's *****. Nobody is just open, as always.

The run game disappearing would be an improvement.

Love the guy on ST. Keep him off defense please.

Oh I don't have anything against Bernard. I think he has potential. But if he flops then we don't have a chance in hell of winning the SB. That was my point.

Oh yeah I've been seeing so many open receivers this game. Granted, Josh should just throw that away. But he's a playmaker and he's not being given any plays to make.

Statistically, probably not always. But a loss on 1st down should be an anomaly. For this team, it's been almost automatic on handoffs to Cook.

Who downvoted me before for saying handoffs to Cook on 1st down always result in 2nd & long? Well there's another one. We've had more yards lost than yards gained by Cook on 1st down. Play action. Harris. Anything but an undersized RB when they're expecting a run.

More likely hand off to Hall for a 30 yard TD.

With our tendencies on 3rd & long? Absolutely decline

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Well yeah, but if you're serious about a Super Bowl, you already have those 4 requirements. If you don't have a MLB, the aforementioned QB will destroy you in the middle all day long.

I wouldn't be surprised if we're literally the worst in NFL history. It's never in doubt.

Yes. We're lucky Hackett is a... hack.

I love the way our guys are playing. I hate the game plan. Business as usual.

Hey Dorsey, every time you run Cook on 1st down it ends in 2nd & long. Are you the dumbest man on the planet? Stop it

So we drafted a TE in the first round who has the best hands and route running skills by anyone not named Diggs and we spent the summer scheming up Deonte ***** Harty? Send Dorsey and Spencer Brown home on the same bus, please. And I'm so relieved McDermott is calling the defense now so we know who was responsible for the 3rd & long failures and 60 yard runs given up.

He got back before the snap. Ironically if Taylor had jumped on that one the Lions would have gotten called and given the Chiefs a 1st down.

"You better not pull this ***** for anyone but the Chiefs"

Well yeah, but the 2.82% of players claimed are the fringe favorites.