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Irv

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  1. Quit fantasizing. The washing machine doesn't follow me around after I drop a load in it.
  2. What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
  3. You think you fallin' out da coconut tree?
  4. How's your face feel?
  5. Be nice. She's "disabled".
  6. Ha - Meathead chimes in. Complete, divorced, no talent who rode his dad's coattails. Funny.
  7. I know. You're a breath of fresh air. I agree. They are totally mental! What a mess.
  8. What's your disability? Don't worry ma'am. This is the good 'ol USA. Claim you're an illegal. Bam! Easy street.
  9. Laughable. Your gender affirmation name is probably Todd.
  10. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    After reading about your journey the last year or so, I'll never B word. Glad your back wackin'.
  11. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    You said you were married?
  12. We'll be in wars all over the planet. Every able-bodied man will be called up. Even Todd who claims to be a woman and wants an abortion. What a mess.
  13. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    I had knee surgery on Thursday. They gave me hydrocodone or something like that. That shlt (pardon the pun) is a major poop stopper. Had not turned one loose since Thursday. After coffee, I delivered the beast this morning. Quite lava-like. Or maybe magma. Not sure. It was a thing of beauty. Should have knee surgery more often. Yours, Hot Carl
  14. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    I'm old and busy pissing my mattress. What the F does IIRC mean? Eeep Op Ork Ah-Ha? IIRC? Erk?
  15. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    Check out the "Hot Carl".
  16. With all that extra stuff - difficult to shotgun.
  17. Irv

    Poop Assessment

    I don’t understand.
  18. He has a calcium deposit on his Medulla Oblongata. So obvious.
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