Even though he's a nuclear-grade douche waffle, I'm starting to feel sorry for the demented old *****. Hunter better coke him up good for the debates or he might die. What a mess.
I tend to agree, but the competitor introductions at Nathan's are priceless. That guy is so funny. The moron protester last year was great theater as well.
Ruskies rubbing sh*t in Demented Biden's face. Another botch job on foreign policy. It's always fun to have a major enemy 90 miles off Miami. What a mess.
Ruskie Update/What a Mess
Demented Joe completely botched this too. Now his only son is going to the clink for up to 25. Tried to sneak by the sweet plea deal. Fail! Don't drop the soap, Hunter! What a mess.