Irv

He should have warmed up.

Icky Shuffle Bengals and Refrigerator Perry Bears teams.

Bring back the Jills with smaller outfits. Re-open BBMB and have a public stoning of the old moderators.

Elway's teeth are on roids.

How about a section dedicated to people who promise to sit during the start of every play.

Bradshaw was excellent in the Canon Ball Run. Frankly I cannot understand how he didn't win the Oscar.

We need to bring Reggie Bush back. He was dominant when he played for us.

Get your head out of the sand. Tell that to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

You power slam them through a burning table first.

This action reinforces why he was not voted in earlier. Nuclear Grade Douche Waffle.

I just don't like "No Good Nefarious Kneelers"

1. Several jack wagons will kneel during the anthem on opening day 2. Trump will go bug F 3. Kaeperdick will still be unemployed

Gaines has no chance considering he is playing for Cleveland.

1. McDermott will use the word "process" 1476 +/- 9 times. 2. At least a dozen horribly drunk Bills fans will get power slammed through a burning table. 10 incidents will be uploaded to Youtube and 4 shown on ESPN. 3. Zay will realize that his hands have been replaced by live armadillos. I have more if you want them.

To whom will he throw? I.R. Benjamin or Armadillo Hands Jones?

What bay?

He should get Zay to change his diet. Too much iron. Impacts the hands.

I think it was the 4th. No wait. It was the fifth time I got banned on BBMB.

Repetitive motion injury. Zay should have gotten surgery on his brain. Dude is mentally whacked out.

I think he's going to be ready for the season.

I do not like Manziel. I'd like to kapp him in the head with my cane. Sincerely, K.K. Mosca

1. Not taking O.J. off the Wall 2. Shutting Down the Jills 3. Not Building a New Stadium 4. The Toronto Experiment 5. Not Power Slamming Whaley Through a Burning Table

What team did he play for last year?

Guy in Pink Shirt: OK Guys. We're going to do Y-M-C-A. Ready? Mayfield: I don't like dudes who wear pink shirts. I might smack this dude. Darnold: Why are we sitting with a rainbow background? What's going on here? Allen: I'll give him the fake smile but I don't want this dude looking at my junk. Rosen: I wonder what his abs look like. Jackson: Does Marcellus Wallace look like a Bltch to you?

OK - that's nasty. The man is dead.