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https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-*****-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns/

OTOH he does get to go home to this every night: while most of you on this board go home to something like this:

https://www.oleantimesherald.com/sports/women-rant-proved-costly-for-sullivan/article_f4431135-688a-581b-bce1-2cd7ffed1c17.html

https://krcrtv.com/news/local/parole-search-leads-to-arrest-for-methamphetamine-sales-in-redding

Try this one

OF COURSE the Bills are not going to beat the Bengals in Cincinnati! That's because the Bills have the best record in the AFC, and the game will be played in Buffalo where the Bills will win.

https://www.sheriff.org/PIO/BSONews/Pages/THEY-MET-FOR-DRINKS-AND-WASTED-NO-TIME-IN-TAKING-HIS-WATCH-.aspx

You said "whack"

...but he can't help you avoid traffic jams:

Maybe you need someone to shave you instead:

I have to chuckle when people say the building could be "repurposed". Here's the street view with the collapsed wall: https://www.google.com/maps/@42.8682946,-78.872937,3a,75y,204.65h,96.57t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s0bUPhKJD-5Nc0pwV1KOLFQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D0bUPhKJD-5Nc0pwV1KOLFQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D134.55876%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192 The "problem" with the building is that it was built for its intended use (grain silos, which can be seen in the exposed wall). And it was designed in such a way that the silos support the interior cross beams for the building. So, the silos cannot be removed because, if they are, the roof and walls are no longer supported and the building would collapse on itself. It's a similar issue like the old Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto. The original plans were to "repurpose it" but they found out that the concourses and seating were actually holding up the walls of the building. So that why it ended up being used as a university athletic centre.

https://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-5a3e5cd63e053da4d9e999ce8a4c419a

Easy solution:

The Sabres have been an abortion for the past 11 years.

https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/san-antonio-woman-stabs-boyfriend-for-not-helping-her-with-the-bills-report-saysbexar-county-sheriffs-office-payments-money-apartment-hospital-stable-condition