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http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/providence/dog-survives-ride-trapped-to-car-grill http://interactives.wpri.com/photomojo/gallery/4548/1/dog-survives-ride-wedged-in-car-grill/dog-survives-ride-wedged-in-car-grill/

http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Whitley-County-restaurant-shut-down-after-road-kill-found-in-kitchen-171867021.html

Insert joke (or something else) here: http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2012/09/27/japans-first-masturbation-bar-for-women-opens-in-shibuya/

http://www.registerguard.com/web/updates/28835452-55/garner-frasier-hogs-coos-county.html.csp

Sofia Vergara: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EBYNV7Vb7_k/UA891J3oHqI/AAAAAAAABr0/f7fFA2DA4-U/s1600/sofia-vergara-beach.jpg

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cy3W1Rt4E2gohlS61oRviQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNjc7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_NFL/201209301602577294739-p2.jpg

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/19659740/cops-teacher-brought-meth-to-campus

Well, after his first album, she had NO originality at all, as she started to sing the same old radio-friendly bland "pop" over and over. Of course, that's when the crack use started to kick in. In all fairness, though, that first album was a landmark album that had some real R&B on it.

http://www.nypost.co...symrLMKsXh4s2GM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/young-brazilians-auction-virginity-online-raise-funds-charity-article-1.1170327 http://virginswanted.com.au/catarina-BID.html

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/victorias-secret-sell-items-cowboys-144738625--nfl.html 'Dallas Cowboys executives will be on hand for the unveiling of the co-branded women's items including tees, sweats, hoodies, tank tops, underwear and sports bras.'

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/colorado-teen-girl-escapes-handcuffs-steals-police-suv-leads-cops-22-mile-chase-article-1.1169411 http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/09/25/testing-on-suspect-in-i-70-police-suv-chase-reveal-cocaine/

Andy Williams: Gangsta Rapper:

http://jacksonville.com/sports/football/jaguars/2012-09-26/story/heart-and-soul-posluszny-sole-critic-his-play-jaguars

Damn 1% Republicans!

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Engineer-claims-he-was-fired-for-speaking-Chinese-3893768.php

http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/tycoon-offers-63m-dowry-to-man-who-will-win-gay-daughter-s-heart-1.971747

:( :cry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcpED8YPAo

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/health/fecal-transplant/index.html

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/players-372404-zanelli-crawford.html

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120925/CITYANDREGION/120929382/1003 Four University at Buffalo business majors were among seven young adults arrested and accused of operating a major drug ring from their University Heights residence, according to Buffalo police. Officers seized $64,000 in cash, 9 pounds of marijuana, 8 ounces of Ecstasy and a half-ounce of cocaine from their residence over the weekend, police said. When one of the students was being arrested, officers added, he asked whether the drug charges would hurt his chances of getting into law school.

http://www.19actionnews.com/story/19636895/bills-fan-busted-in-downtown-hotel

STILL not buried. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dispute-jeffersons-star-sherman-hemsley-heads-court-article-1.1167214

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/madonna-tells-fans-support-black-muslim-white-house-article-1.1167874