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I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/14/us/george-kerchner-led-a-d-day-maneuver-dies-at-93.html http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/george-kerchner-army-ranger-who-led-d-day-attack-on-german-gun-positions-dies-at-93/2012/03/12/gIQAfmqP8R_story.html

Caption this: http://prod.static.bills.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/BUF/photos/centerpiece-2012/march-2012/williams-visit-cp.jpg

http://www.orionstephenson.com/storage/post-images/sexy-st-patricks-day-girls-135.jpg

Mrs. Beerball is off to Florida for a week. This leaves Beerball home all alone, sittin’ around in his underwear on the couch watching TV, and fartin’ and belchin’ all day. Any of you guys want to invite Beerball over to your house so he won’t be so lonely?

http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unveils-non-lethal-heat-ray-weapon-032512781.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/dick-van-dyke-86-marries-40-year-old-makeup-artist-arlene-silver-i-found-perfect-article-1.1036272

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/09/3799257/2-hurt-as-attendant-disrupts-american.html

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204603004577269920969246672.html

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/142828-the-entitlement-mentality/

http://www.lohud.com/article/20120309/NEWS02/303080075/-1/7daysarchives/Slay-suspect-North-Salem-case-aspiring-model

http://www.timesonline.com/news/local_news/man-accused-of-hiding-transmitter-under-wife-s-bed/article_89b22744-d10e-59c6-ab7d-c224f7e7653d.html

The problem is, she's only one sandwich away from this.

http://www.kxnet.com/story/17095281/former-hebron-teacher-pleads-not-guilty

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/9124643/Sexist-trousers-spark-Twitter-row.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/06/nyregion/with-obama-to-speak-at-barnard-strong-emotions-at-columbia.html

Photographers mistake 66-year-old Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan

The evidence proves otherwise: http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/qtpipit44/Other/fat.jpg#fat%20man%20thong

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/whitney-houston-estate-yield-heirs-money-a-long-time-huge-debt-article-1.1030954

The news source is AFP (French version of AP) so obviously it is written for readers outside the US. Here's the AP link: http://news.yahoo.com/police-13-hurt-shooting-tempe-ariz-club-110836535.html

http://www.wickedlocal.com/brockton/news/x1170540596/Woman-sues-Stonehill-College-over-sex-crazed-roommate

Except when it bothers me: http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Rail-yard-too-noisy-for-neighbors-3372116.php

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/29/exotic-dancers-bring-a-crowd-to-niagara-falls

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20120301_Bail_set_at__10_million_for_Black_Madam.html

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/arrested-47782-golf-striking.html