I know what you're thinking. "Will they give me six minutes for my special guest shot tonight or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a United States national poltical convention, in the most powerful country in the world, with speeches that would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky to watch tonight? Well, do ya, punk?