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http://www.abc-7.com/story/19513125/woman-pulls-gun-during-sex-in-moving-vehicle

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48976348

http://buffalonews.com/article/20120910/CITYANDREGION/120919948 http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/25b7513b969f41338c71e57b9e60f6f0/l.jpg

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/bc-fitness-studio-gives-pole-dancing-classes-to-little-girls/article4520686/

http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2019112255_olerud10m.html "My neighbors have a 60-foot-high tree that blocks my view, and the government should force my neighbor to cut it down!"

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/10/technology/william-moggridge-laptop-pioneer-dies-at-69.html

http://www.rgj.com/article/20120907/NEWS01/309070048

When did this come out? http://www.amazon.com/dp/0892968230

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/07/sports/basketball/former-aba-owners-ozzie-and-daniel-silna-earn-millions-from-nba.html Two guys used to own the Spirits of St. Louis, a basketball team in the old ABA When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, St. Louis was not invited. To head off a lawsuit, they settled with the NBA for one-seventh of the television money generated annually by each of the four surviving A.B.A. teams — the Nets, the San Antonio Spurs, the Indiana Pacers and the Denver Nuggets - FOREVER!!! So far, that has generated them $255 million Now, they're in court again, and they say that this also applies to the teams' share for television money generated overseas by the NBA, cable TV, NBA-TV, etc. And it looks like they will win, and maybe get another $300 million

"When I had to examine Beerball in the hospital two years ago, I didn't have a glove for this hand."

http://www.buffalonews.com/

Well, everyone who's related to me, that is: http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/erie-county/article1043570.ece

What about Beerball and his rubber undies?

High school team forced to change their uniform - after 53 years - because someone now says that the stripes on their jerseys are too long: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/aug/31/tp-kearny-high-losing-its-iconic-stripes/

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/ducks-pull-off-amazing-highway-crossing-17163807

http://www.northjersey.com/news/168220606_Prosecutor_charges_Montclair_resident_with__illegal_sexual_relationship__involving_student.html '“I am merely a representative of all the hardworking dedicated teachers, especially those with whom I work at West Orange High School ... teachers who are committed to their students, who consistently advocate for their students, and who exceedingly go above and beyond their everyday duties and job descriptions."'

http://www.sfgate.com/raiders/article/Ex-Raiders-lineman-Tom-Keating-dies-3839971.php

http://www.norwalkreflector.com/content/arter-named-milan-melon-festival-queen Insert joke here.

They don't want ''those kinds of people'' fouling up their first-class section: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-family-kicked-off-flight-downs-syndrome,0,1076711.story

Insert joke here: http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/04/13652389-chinese-media-many-chinese-people-dislike-hillary

http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/Woman-arrested-4-times-in-26-hours/-/9857858/16443802/-/13isk9e/-/index.html

This is pretty funny (irony) in the overall scope of this thread. The same school (Allen, TX) who has this monster stadium also has a 750-MEMBER MARCHING BAND!

http://www.usatoday....lson/57556324/1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayuga_Speedway