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http://ktla.com/2013/06/21/high-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-students-on-campus/#axzz2WsDtdPsa

http://news.yahoo.co...-185904256.html

Late night TV commercials will never be the same:

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130618/BUSINESS/130619106 You need a four-year degree, and be on the Dean's list, to apply for a call-center job. You need a four-year degree, and be on the Dean's list, for a job that pays $34,000/year. Call-center jobs get tax breaks and low-cost electricity from NYS. NYS gives tax breaks to call centers, but wouldn't give any tax breaks to Wilson Greatbatch when they moved their headquarters to Dallas last year for tax reasons.

It's tough being oppressed: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130610/CITYANDREGION/130619908

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sarah-palin-takes-aim-mayor-bloomberg-fox-news-return-article-1.1374828

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So basically, if the kid had a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning, he'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.

...Black Sabbath! http://www.officialcharts.com/albums-chart/

Insert joke here: http://www.cnbc.com/id/100811031

Montreal Mayor arrested: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/UPAC+arrests+Montreal+Mayor+Applebaum/8535146/story.html

1 year in jail? http://www.wtrf.com/story/22587338/14-year-old-at-the-center-of-nra-t-shirt-controversy-now-facing-possibility-of-1-year-in-jail

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/neb-woman-cited-making-porn-catholic-school-campus-article-1.1367641

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/16/sports/hockey/nhl-players-watch-as-a-young-prospect-grows-before-their-eyes.html

http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/06/13/4935115/joshua-principals-threat-of-punishment.html

3200 sf 1 bedroom 1 bath 8.3 acres $750,000 http://www.selectsothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/327-l-2649-146236/87-hale-hill-lane-lewis-ny-12950 "The Launch Control Center has been reconditioned with living arrangements."

If she wanted a bigger butt, wouldn't getting married give you the same result? http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Miami-Dade-Police-Investigating-Death-of-Woman-Who-Received-Buttocks-Injections-211331551.html

http://ktla.com/2013/06/12/simi-valley-teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student/

Oops: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2013/06/12/jason-peter-arrested-drag-racing-resisting-arrest/2417467/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/u-kansas-busts-coed-cleavage-twitter-feed-article-1.1370171

"Smith...and Wesson..'': http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/11/72-year-old-woman-greets-would-be-home-invasion-robber-with-gunfire/

So you can really, honestly say, "Blame bush!"

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/1030181-rapsheet-patriots-sign-tim-tebow.html

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Woman-claims-self-defense-after-allegedly-using-4591112.php

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/3-busted-attempt-sever-artist-fingers-article-1.1365874