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...I left my 17-year-old at home alone for the weekend, and that she had a party involving arson, alcohol, drugs, sex and property damage: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130624/CITYANDREGION/130629490 ' Weber, convinced of drinking at the party, questioned whether police did enough to make sure drunken teens did not drive from the party after police arrived. “They certainly owe it to the innocent people on the road,” she said.'

So you didn't get married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/male-red-panda-missing-smithsonian-national-zoo-article-1.1380966

Have you been humbled yet?

LMAO at all of your replies. Geez, you guys are making two ROFL assumptions: Assumption No.1: Women think logically at all times. Assumption No. 2: Women think logically about their wedding.

Now that you've had you pedicure, when are you going to start re-decorating your house?

'''I think we're doing very well,'' Buffalo Police Commissioner Daniel Derenda said. ''I think Buffalo is a safer place and a lot has to do with the initiatives that are in place.''' http://www.buffalone...EGION/130629670

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130621/CITYANDREGION/130629875

So NPR is a "business and media company" and not a government agency, and we should pay tax dollars to support it?

http://news.yahoo.com/southwest-grounds-flights-due-computer-053604787.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/nprs-new-headquarters-refuels-funding-debate/2013/06/21/bb53a64a-da00-11e2-a016-92547bf094cc_story.html

http://ktla.com/2013/06/21/high-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-students-on-campus/#axzz2WsDtdPsa

http://news.yahoo.co...-185904256.html

Late night TV commercials will never be the same:

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130618/BUSINESS/130619106 You need a four-year degree, and be on the Dean's list, to apply for a call-center job. You need a four-year degree, and be on the Dean's list, for a job that pays $34,000/year. Call-center jobs get tax breaks and low-cost electricity from NYS. NYS gives tax breaks to call centers, but wouldn't give any tax breaks to Wilson Greatbatch when they moved their headquarters to Dallas last year for tax reasons.

It's tough being oppressed: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130610/CITYANDREGION/130619908

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sarah-palin-takes-aim-mayor-bloomberg-fox-news-return-article-1.1374828

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So basically, if the kid had a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning, he'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.

...Black Sabbath! http://www.officialcharts.com/albums-chart/

Insert joke here: http://www.cnbc.com/id/100811031

Montreal Mayor arrested: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/UPAC+arrests+Montreal+Mayor+Applebaum/8535146/story.html

1 year in jail? http://www.wtrf.com/story/22587338/14-year-old-at-the-center-of-nra-t-shirt-controversy-now-facing-possibility-of-1-year-in-jail

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/neb-woman-cited-making-porn-catholic-school-campus-article-1.1367641

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/16/sports/hockey/nhl-players-watch-as-a-young-prospect-grows-before-their-eyes.html