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Dad brings teenage son to football game Dad wants to take a picture of the son at the game, so he asks son to hold his beer so that he could take out his camera from his pocket Undercover State police see this and forcibly throw Dad out of the stadium for contributing to the deliquency of a minor by having him hold his beer http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/23235586/2013/08/22/fan-ejected-from-game

"You didn't record that"

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23236793/some-member-of-72-dolphins-refuse-white-house-invite "I want to be careful, because mom said if you have nothing good to say about someone, then don't say anything" "I just don't believe in this administration." "I don't want to be in a room with those people." That's more than just "disagreement".

As opposed to Beerball, who would be wearing his soiled whities.

3 of the Dolphins (Langer, Fernandez and Kuechenberg) refused to go to the White House because they hate Obama and everything that he stands for: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398545/Three-1972-Dolphins-players-refuse-White-House-invitation-don-t-like-Obama.html

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/08/a-woman-arrested-after-apparently.html

Countdown to PPP in 5, 4, 3...

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/man-inserts-fork-penis-sexual-gratification-article-1.1430850

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/-article-1.1430404

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/christie-brinkley-enjoys-hamptons-fishing-trip-daughter-alexa-ray-joel-article-1.1430140

Click here: http://www.buffalobills.com/news/article-2/Kolb-Manuel-duel-in-Bills-second-preseason-win/c43e143a-714e-4a20-8bab-2c696b9bc63e At the top of the article is a video called "Bills Roundup: Buffalo wins home opener 20-16". Look closely at the "still shot" from the video, which shows Brad Smith just after he scores the third quarter touchdown. The Bills just scored a touchdown, and yet of the four people sitting in the front row, only one of them (gray shirt) is standing up and cheering the touchdown. The other three people are not cheering, but are instead trying to take pictures/videos with their phones. And we we have a home-field advantage because...?

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/allen-lanier-band-blue-oyster-cult-dies-67-article-1.1429040

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/city-council-candidate-too-attractive-for-iranian-politics-8761630.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dowd_Report "The most controversial conclusion of the report, that Rose had bet on baseball games while managing the Cincinnati Reds, was confirmed fifteen years later by Rose himself through his autobiography My Prison Without Bars."

Like this guy? http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/08/02/2685831/boise-man-charged-for-sex-with.html

Rodeo clown invited to Texas: “Liberals want to bronco bust dissent. But Texans value speech, even if its speech they don’t agree with,” Stockman, R-Friendwood, said in a release. “From Molly Ivins to Louie Gohmert and every opinion between, Texans value free and open political speech. I’m sure any rodeo in Texas would be proud to have performers.” http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/08/rep-steve-stockman-invites-rodeo-clown-who-mocked-obama-to-texas/

Because, of course, a "horse park" will serve the community better than soccer fields and cross-country trails: http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2013/08/dallas-city-council-moves-a-step-closer-to-taking-privately-owned-soccer-complex-and-converting-it-to-a-city-owned-horse-park.html/

http://blog.pe.com/2013/08/13/corona-sixteen-sex-charges-filed-in-teacher-case/

"overweight and out of shape": http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/cowboys/2013/08/ot-demetress-bell-came-in-overweight-and-out-of-shape-garrett-says-but-still-has-a-chance-to-compete.html

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23118642/bra-sizes-of-female-detroit-cops-mistakenly-emailed-to-officers

http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2013/08/grand-prairie-expects-to-run-out-of-water-today-may-not-fix-supply-line-until-friday.html/

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/Grab_WXYZ_kevin-lewis-wins--1-million-twice-at-horseshoe-casino-cincinnati1376319219138 http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130812/BIZ/308120084/Horseshoe-Casino-Human-error-led-double-1M-giveaway

Like shooting fish in a barrel: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bullet-delays-20130812,0,4180504.story