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How low can we go? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/calif-dem-slammed-inflammatory-tweet-sen-ted-cruz-aide-article-1.1462716

Time to buy the new iPhone Well, maybe not: http://www.latimes.c...0,6671988.story

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/katherine-webb-mccarron-break-article-1.1462340

NYS government (Division of Human Rights) buys a photo of a female model from a modeling agency, then uses the photo in a newspaper advertisement that portrays her as being (incorrectly) HIV-positive. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/brooklyn-woman-wrongly-depicted-hiv-positive-ad-article-1.1461694

Tom Petty is 66 years old, and a grandfather. Flash back to 1955. What do you think that 66-year-old grandfathers were saying about Elvis Presley when he first hit the scene? This is exactly why people hate baby boomers. To baby boomers, music "sucked" before them and music "sucked" after them. It is only "their" music that is cool.

http://www.bendbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130919/FREE/309199999

“I’m familiar with Spiller,” Allen said. “He’s still talented to this day. He’s still the same guy to me (as he was in high school). I think you’ve just got to hit him in the mouth. Nobody likes to get hit in the mouth. Be aggressive with him, be physical and that should take care of it. You’ve just got to hit him in the mouth. Since high school, he’s been that type of guy. If you hit him in the mouth, he’s always looking for you once you lay that wood on him one time. He’ll be looking for you next time.” http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2013/09/jets_safety_antonio_allen_on_how_to_slow_bills_running_back_cj_spiller_hit_him_in_the_mouth.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/video-tasered-airwoman-grabs-colleague-crotch-article-1.1460896

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mother-charged-raping-daughter-ex-boyfriend-article-1.1460101

The castle laws in Texas would allow you to get out of your car, draw your weapon, and shoot the perp if you feel that you were threatened.

http://nypost.com/2013/09/18/man-gives-away-football-tickets-includes-date-with-stepdaughter/

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130917/PC16/130919390/1177/north-charleston-woman-accused-of-stabbing-roommate-in-dispute-over-rock-music

"You can't dust for vomit."

HS football team, trailing by one point, lines up to kick field goal on last play of game Kick is blocked, and blocking team (and their fans) celebrate Blocking team doesn't realize that the ball is still live, and kicking team picks up the ball and runs for a touchdown http://www.columbian...-last-second-p/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGH2KAXCdkM

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/17/friendfindernetworks-bankruptcy-idUSL5N0HD0RO20130917 There's a joke here somewhere.

Any of you guys wanna step up?

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1455828

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10311659/Costa-Concordia-salvage-operation-live.html Includes a live camera feed.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Maximum-sentence-for-man-who-crashed-while-high-pantsless--223705461.html Man No pants Meth Speeding Wearing a blouse Prosthetic breasts Bottle of urine Panties Dollar Store

In a snifter, slightly warmed.

Oban.

What to drink to celebrate a Bills win?

University of Minnesota Football Coach Jerry Kill has epilepsy. Epilepsy can be controlled, but not contained, by prescription drugs. Epileptic seizures can occur as a result of "high stress" conditions that the individual gets involved in, regardless of prescription drugs. Is it fair to the university and its football players that the Coach may not be available during the heat of a game? http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/223778271.html

http://www.nytimes.c...-lure-fans.html

Muslim poem: yes http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/09/concord_carlisle_official_backs_911_muslim_poem_reading