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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/student-allegedly-asked-exes-kill-exes-article-1.1417650

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-donovan-advanceobit-20130804,0,2235243.story They don't make 'em like this anymore.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Woman+fined+having+exact+change/8743442/story.html

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1416506

http://www.app.com/article/20130802/NJNEWS14/308020056/Wall-teacher-accused-sex-student-15

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/City-officials-urge-ban-on-potentionally-offensive-language----218033521.html Bad: Citizens Good: Residents Bad: Brown Bag Good: Sack Lunch Bad: Freshman Good: First-year Ban: Penmanship Good: Handwriting

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/23032542/2013/08/02/pcso-woman-tries-to-eat-marijuana-meth-hidden-in-vagina

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2013/08/trina_scott_edwards_34_wife_of.html

You know the game starts at 4:30, don't you?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-woman-21-drinks-causing-wrong-way-crash-killed-article-1.1413966

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/01/drew-brees-faces-online-uproar-after-leaving-3-tip

Geez, talk about a puff piece. All that government spending hasn't brought new jobs or population to WNY. They are still losing population, and job growth there is still stagnant. Look at the comments at the bottom of this article: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130731/CITYANDREGION/130739803 Also, look down the Thruway, where Rochester is losing Bausch and Lomb: http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20130731/OPINION04/307310014 Look, I grew up in Buffalo, and I deperately want them to succeed. But all of the nice-looking pictures don't obscure the fact that upstate NY is one of the least business-friendly areas around.

http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130731/CITYANDREGION/130739876

http://inplainsight.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/29/19697878-its-degrading-bankrupt-new-england-mill-town-offers-detroit-a-bleak-preview If you wonder how cities go bankrupt, here’s a wonderful example. Some highlights: The town is 19,000 people, yet they have full-time firefighters with full benefits instead of volunteer departments. The ex-fire chief retires at age 42 with a full pension and full medical benefits (and no co-pay). The ex-fire chief complains that his pension was cut even though he “put in a lifetime of service.” I didn’t realize that retiring at age 42 constitutes a “lifetime”. Another firefighter puts his four children in private schools instead of public schools and now complains he has no money.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/329335/Sex-fetishist-is-turned-on-by-the-smell-of-women-s-farts

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-jailed-pooping-pants-article-1.1411572 http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/pdf.opinions/12-1842P-01A.pdf Page 5. Page 23. Page 50 (last paragraph).

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20130729/BUSINESS/307290069/Bausch-Lomb-job-cuts-reaction

...because a park will bring "undesirables" and increase crime: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/07/29/neighbours_fight_parkette_at_jane_and_sheppard_hume.html

Were you there with Biff and Muffy, drinking you Chardonnay and enjoying your lobster?

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/war-hero-bud-day-dies-at-88-1.178914 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Day

Bueller...Bueller...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/isle_take_that_welfare_scam_VBsTspIxia2GA9o2oS505L

Last year was a very good year for me (financially). In addition to my regular job, I did some consulting for two developers on two large, high-profile projects which turned out quite nicely. And the developers paid me some good money as a "contractor". As you know, you are supposed to make quarterly estimated tax payments if you aren't withholding enough. But I was so busy last year, I didn't have the chance. So, on April 15th, I sent a check to the IRS for $24,000 with my income tax form, since I didn't withhold enough during the year. So, I get a letter from the IRS in July, saying that I did not pay the proper estimated tax, and now I need to pay a "penalty". So, what is my "penalty" for not paying $24,000 in estimated taxes? $192. I mean, like, seriously?

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2013/07/24/a-bear-walks-into-a-bar-in-estes-park/