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http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/17/friendfindernetworks-bankruptcy-idUSL5N0HD0RO20130917 There's a joke here somewhere.

Any of you guys wanna step up?

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1455828

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/10311659/Costa-Concordia-salvage-operation-live.html Includes a live camera feed.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Maximum-sentence-for-man-who-crashed-while-high-pantsless--223705461.html Man No pants Meth Speeding Wearing a blouse Prosthetic breasts Bottle of urine Panties Dollar Store

In a snifter, slightly warmed.

Oban.

What to drink to celebrate a Bills win?

University of Minnesota Football Coach Jerry Kill has epilepsy. Epilepsy can be controlled, but not contained, by prescription drugs. Epileptic seizures can occur as a result of "high stress" conditions that the individual gets involved in, regardless of prescription drugs. Is it fair to the university and its football players that the Coach may not be available during the heat of a game? http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/223778271.html

http://www.nytimes.c...-lure-fans.html

Muslim poem: yes http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2013/09/concord_carlisle_official_backs_911_muslim_poem_reading

"The owner says, he's never seen his employees happier and they're never late for work." http://wicd15.com/news/top-stories/stories/flashing-breasts-gets-women-free-pizza-campustown-8347.shtml

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/in-argument-over-house-cleaning-deputies-say-mother-tased-daughter-in-face/2141203

Obama arrested for bank robbery: http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/police-suspect-arrested-fleeing-from-bank-robbery/-/9857858/21885196/-/12cnahq/-/index.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/julie-chen-reveals-plastic-surgery-asian-eyes-article-1.1453535

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/monroe-teacher-investigated-having-sex-student-pol/nZtCh/ http://www.wsoctv.com/videos/news/union-co-teacher-28-arrested-accused-of-sex-with/vCCKMg/

I'm not surprised, because gatorman always refers to you as a "mother".

What's wrong with knapsacks?

http://nypost.com/2013/09/10/5m-happy-ending-for-strippers-labeled-independent-contractors/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/men-smaller-testicles-better-dads-study-article-1.1450752

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/newlywed-wife-pushes-husband-cliff-argument-1-week-wedding-article-1.1450646

Countdown to PPP in 5, 4, 3...

The North Texas Tollway Authority runs the toll roads around the DFW area, and they use electronic tolling equipment (no toll booths). If you do not get a toll tag on your car, they will scan your license plate and send you a bill. If you do not pay, they add penalties, and now they have the ability to prevent you from renewing your car registration if your tolls are not paid. They have become more aggressive in going after violators, and now they publish a list of the repeat offenders, which gets updated periodically. Here's the list, sorted alphabetically: https://www.ntta.org/custinfo/Habitual_Violators/Documents/HV062013_alpha_by_lastname.pdf And showing up on the list, we have: Dez Bryant $162 Tony Romo $1632 Deion Sanders $1035

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