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http://www.buffalonews.com/business/wegmans-offering-buyouts-to-longtime-workers-in-new-york-stores-20131008

Has anyone asked Scarlett Johansson yet to get her opinion on this important issue?

Fixed.

...that strip clubs in New York will no longer show their games on their TVs. http://nypost.com/2013/10/07/new-york-city-strip-club-sacks-awful-giants-games/

Should the Cowboys have let the Broncos score a touchdown, which would have left them time to try to go score another touchdown on the other end?

http://educationblog.dallasnews.com/2013/10/dallas-isd-teacher-who-posed-naked-on-playboys-website-causing-a-stir.html/

They pray before a public meeting? [see photo]

Did he ever perforate any pistol-packing punks?

"I thought that I was buying 'Molly' instead!"

http://nypost.com/2013/10/05/ibm-now-employs-more-workers-in-india-than-us/

Because other parents are ''offended'' by it: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/23596179/2013/10/02/officer-dropping-off-daughter-at-school-asked

http://globalnews.ca...t-flyer-mishap/ http://ca.linkedin.com/in/sheilalaird - Do-it-yourselfer woman wants to redo some of the floors in her house - Woman goes to Home Depot website to look for hardwood flooring - Woman finds hardwood flooring on sale for $3.00 per case on web site, and buys 22 cases - Woman realizes that this is a great deal, and decides to re-do every room, and orders 50 additional cases - Home Depot then realizes that this is an error (should be $3.00 per foot, not $3.00 per case) and refuses to give the flooring to her even though she already ordered and paid for it.

...they would be, like, the same thing.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/breaking-bad-fans-place-walter-white-obit-article-1.1476280

'In an effort to prove affirmative action is “reverse discrimination”, the group charged the most, $2, to white customers and the least, 25 cents, to Native American customers. All women received a 25-cent discount.' http://blog.mysanantonio.com/texas-politics/2013/10/affirmative-action-bake-sale-hits-sour-note-with-university-of-texas-officials/

What happens after Ralph passes and the Bills move?

Woman driver, child in car, Connecticut license plates.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/crime/fl-boca-stripper-brakes-20130926,0,5541953.story

It is sorta funny that, on the same week that we're having a government shutdown due to many people complaining about excessive government spending, that many government employees in the City of Buffalo got together to "celebrate" the naming of a $142,000,000 government building: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/federal-court/federal-courthouse-named-for-jackson-at-official-ceremony-20130930

Linky no worky.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201309270100

Home invaders shoot/kill mom and son Dad runs to other room, grabs gun, and shoots/kills two home invaders Two home invaders are his daughter and son-in-law http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/region/state-police-identify-4-shooting-victims-in-cambria-county-incident-705426/ http://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/4791487-74/frew-police-ruckinger http://www.altoonamirror.com/page/content.detail/id/575260/-Oh-my-God--they-have-guns-.html