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His eyes blinked T-O-R-T-U-R-E in Morse code during his filmed propaganda interview so that he could let people know his interview was a lie: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/29/us/politics/jeremiah-a-denton-jr-war-hero-and-senator-dies-at-89.html http://www.latimes.com/obituaries/la-me-jeremiah-denton-20140329,0,7488426.story http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/jeremiah-a-denton-jr-vietnam-pow-and-us-senator-dies/2014/03/28/1a15343e-b500-11e3-b899-20667de76985_story.html

http://www.startribune.com/local/east/252703911.html

Some people just can't live on $400,000 per year: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/queens/exclusive-queens-library-head-put-30-hours-week-sidejob-article-1.1737473

Goalie for Brazilian major league soccer team pays money to have his girlfriend killed, because he did not want to pay child support Hitmen then hack up girlfriend's body and feed the body parts to a pack of rottweilers Goalie gets arrested and convicted and sentenced to long prison term After four years in prison, goalie signs a contract with another major league soccer team to play for them He will play for the soccer team, and will get out of jail for each game day http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1721356

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000337552/article/ralph-wilsons-passing-has-buffalo-bills-facing-uncertain-future

College student commits suicide by jumping off a bridge Student's father sues, saying that the bridge railings were not high enough to prevent his son from climbing over them to commit suicide Judge agrees, and it will go to trial http://www.ithacajou...EWS01/303250048

It's like rain on your wedding day

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/secret-service-agents-in-obamas-detail-sent-home-from-netherlands-after-night-of-drinking/2014/03/25/28eb156e-b474-11e3-8020-b2d790b3c9e1_story.html

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1732170

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-downs-10-jagermeister-shots-sets-fire-bar-cops-article-1.1731274

http://news.yahoo.co...-222602828.html

...we just want to "preserve the character of the neighborhood." http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/23/nyregion/they-kept-a-lower-east-side-lot-vacant-for-decades.html

"At the core are really interesting scientific principles, so translating this into scientific advances that people can relate to is really exciting." http://news.yahoo.com/toilet-tech-fair-tackles-global-sanitation-woes-103212925.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/married-teacher-bedded-students-classroom-waffle-house-police-article-1.1729783

http://www.buffalonews.com/home/eyewitness-news-team-regales-standing-room-only-crowd-with-tales-of-fame-and-foibles-at-channel-7-20140321

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/20140321__Police_lobby_to_remain_exempt_from_law_against_prostitution.html?id=251369561

Hot for attorney general: http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1729141

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http://www.arlnow.com/2014/03/19/police-drunk-woman-shows-up-naked-to-visit-husband-in-jail/

California law school dean writes an op-ed piece that says that Justice Ginsburg (liberal) should be forced to resign this summer so that Obama can nominate a younger liberal judge before the 2014 mid-tem elections (where it is assumed that Republicans will win more seats and be able to block liberal Court nominees). http://www.latimes.com/opinion/commentary/la-oe-chemerinsky-ginsburg-should-resign-20140316,0,6883426.story

http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/Norridgewock_man_with_gun_tattoo_wakes_up_to_armed_police_.html

You can probably blame this guy: http://news.yahoo.com/irs-worker-took-home-personal-191610886.html

http://www.fox.com/watch/186916419893

NYC resident plans to go away for the weekend, and uses an apartment-sharing web site to rent out his apartment for the weekend to a guy and his family who were coming to NYC to attend a wedding that weekend. Guy doesn't use the apartment for his family, but instead uses the apartment for a fat-women orgy. http://nypost.com/2014/03/17/airbnb-renter-claims-he-returned-home-to-an-orgy/ http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/unexpected-sex-party-destroys-pricy-chelsea-apartment-article-1.1723825