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http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/secret-service-agents-in-obamas-detail-sent-home-from-netherlands-after-night-of-drinking/2014/03/25/28eb156e-b474-11e3-8020-b2d790b3c9e1_story.html

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1732170

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-downs-10-jagermeister-shots-sets-fire-bar-cops-article-1.1731274

http://news.yahoo.co...-222602828.html

...we just want to "preserve the character of the neighborhood." http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/23/nyregion/they-kept-a-lower-east-side-lot-vacant-for-decades.html

"At the core are really interesting scientific principles, so translating this into scientific advances that people can relate to is really exciting." http://news.yahoo.com/toilet-tech-fair-tackles-global-sanitation-woes-103212925.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/married-teacher-bedded-students-classroom-waffle-house-police-article-1.1729783

http://www.buffalonews.com/home/eyewitness-news-team-regales-standing-room-only-crowd-with-tales-of-fame-and-foibles-at-channel-7-20140321

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/20140321__Police_lobby_to_remain_exempt_from_law_against_prostitution.html?id=251369561

Hot for attorney general: http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1729141

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http://www.arlnow.com/2014/03/19/police-drunk-woman-shows-up-naked-to-visit-husband-in-jail/

California law school dean writes an op-ed piece that says that Justice Ginsburg (liberal) should be forced to resign this summer so that Obama can nominate a younger liberal judge before the 2014 mid-tem elections (where it is assumed that Republicans will win more seats and be able to block liberal Court nominees). http://www.latimes.com/opinion/commentary/la-oe-chemerinsky-ginsburg-should-resign-20140316,0,6883426.story

http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/Norridgewock_man_with_gun_tattoo_wakes_up_to_armed_police_.html

You can probably blame this guy: http://news.yahoo.com/irs-worker-took-home-personal-191610886.html

http://www.fox.com/watch/186916419893

NYC resident plans to go away for the weekend, and uses an apartment-sharing web site to rent out his apartment for the weekend to a guy and his family who were coming to NYC to attend a wedding that weekend. Guy doesn't use the apartment for his family, but instead uses the apartment for a fat-women orgy. http://nypost.com/2014/03/17/airbnb-renter-claims-he-returned-home-to-an-orgy/ http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/unexpected-sex-party-destroys-pricy-chelsea-apartment-article-1.1723825

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/columnists/rick-gosselin/20140315-gosselin-how-the-cowboys-dynasty-died-late-one-night-nearly-20-years-ago.ece Just LOL funny to read about adults with big egos acting like spoiled brats.

http://www.buffalonews.com/columns/alan-pergament/tom-jolls-is-as-friendly-and-down-to-earth-as-ever-and-hes-still-happy-to-talk-about-the-weather-20140315

Well, he actually is dead: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mississippi-man-declared-dead-time-article-1.1720935

http://news.yahoo.com/giant-hog-boar-hunter-caught-500-pounds-133815315.html

http://wivb.com/2014/03/09/op-woman-arrested-for-felony-dwi/

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Police-Mother-leaves-children-at-hotel-to-drink-at-bars-on-Greenville-Ave--249920771.html