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Glad to see he's doing good: http://5newsonline.com/2013/09/24/former-arkansas-quarterback-hosts-charity-golf-tournament/

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?pid=166950349 http://savannahnow.com/column/2013-09-17/barton-obits-best-last-words http://savannahnow.com/news/2013-09-16/he-hated-vegetables-and-hypocrites

I'm listening to the f*****g song!

http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/2013/09/according-to-nielsen-nobody-watched-astros-indians-game-sunday/

http://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/2013/09/23/buffalos_not_important_enough_to_hate_kelly.html "Buffalo doesn’t like us all that much. Why? No idea. We’ve never done anything to them but spill over their borders when the dollar’s down and create the false impression that people live there."

Muslims kill Christians in Pakistan Muslims kill Christians in Kenya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxIJUuts9bs

I prefer the red pants to the blue pants: Red pants

Here's an article about how students are "drowning" in student loan debt, and how they can't find decent jobs despite having their college degrees: http://mv-voice.com/...rowning-in-debt And here are the people profiled in the article, along with their college degrees: Patricia Zeider: "Cultural Anthropology" Cinthya Vieyra: "Psychology" Rand DeCastro: "Interior Design" Scott Schafer: "Sociology"

How low can we go? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/calif-dem-slammed-inflammatory-tweet-sen-ted-cruz-aide-article-1.1462716

Time to buy the new iPhone Well, maybe not: http://www.latimes.c...0,6671988.story

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/katherine-webb-mccarron-break-article-1.1462340

NYS government (Division of Human Rights) buys a photo of a female model from a modeling agency, then uses the photo in a newspaper advertisement that portrays her as being (incorrectly) HIV-positive. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/brooklyn-woman-wrongly-depicted-hiv-positive-ad-article-1.1461694

Tom Petty is 66 years old, and a grandfather. Flash back to 1955. What do you think that 66-year-old grandfathers were saying about Elvis Presley when he first hit the scene? This is exactly why people hate baby boomers. To baby boomers, music "sucked" before them and music "sucked" after them. It is only "their" music that is cool.

http://www.bendbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130919/FREE/309199999

“I’m familiar with Spiller,” Allen said. “He’s still talented to this day. He’s still the same guy to me (as he was in high school). I think you’ve just got to hit him in the mouth. Nobody likes to get hit in the mouth. Be aggressive with him, be physical and that should take care of it. You’ve just got to hit him in the mouth. Since high school, he’s been that type of guy. If you hit him in the mouth, he’s always looking for you once you lay that wood on him one time. He’ll be looking for you next time.” http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2013/09/jets_safety_antonio_allen_on_how_to_slow_bills_running_back_cj_spiller_hit_him_in_the_mouth.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/video-tasered-airwoman-grabs-colleague-crotch-article-1.1460896

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mother-charged-raping-daughter-ex-boyfriend-article-1.1460101

The castle laws in Texas would allow you to get out of your car, draw your weapon, and shoot the perp if you feel that you were threatened.

http://nypost.com/2013/09/18/man-gives-away-football-tickets-includes-date-with-stepdaughter/

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130917/PC16/130919390/1177/north-charleston-woman-accused-of-stabbing-roommate-in-dispute-over-rock-music

"You can't dust for vomit."

HS football team, trailing by one point, lines up to kick field goal on last play of game Kick is blocked, and blocking team (and their fans) celebrate Blocking team doesn't realize that the ball is still live, and kicking team picks up the ball and runs for a touchdown http://www.columbian...-last-second-p/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGH2KAXCdkM

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/17/friendfindernetworks-bankruptcy-idUSL5N0HD0RO20130917 There's a joke here somewhere.