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Niners announcer suspended for two games for saying that Ray Rice's fiancée was "pathetic" for marrying him after he beat her up: http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2014/09/10/49ers-suspend-announcer-ted-robinson-two-games-domestic-violence-comments/ Robinson quote: “How does she marry him after that? How does she go in front of [commissioner Roger] Goodell [to support Ray Rice]? That, to me, is the saddest part of it.” Niners quote: “The comments made by radio broadcaster Ted Robinson on Monday were offensive and in no way reflect the views of the San Francisco 49ers organization." Yet, the Niners will not suspend DL Ray McDonald, even though he was arrested two weeks ago for beating up his fiancée: http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2014/09/12/ray-mcdonalds-court-date-canceled-investigation-ongoing/ Niners quote that you will never hear: “The actions by DL Ray McDonald were offensive and in no way reflect the views of the San Francisco 49ers organization, except that we really need him on the roster to win games."."

This is from Barron's magazine, so the article is geared towards stockbrokers, but it is still pretty cool to read about your "average" millionaire: http://blogs.barrons.com/penta/2014/09/12/the-oracle-of-buffalo/

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/14/automobiles/collectibles/an-original-dodge-direct-from-the-founders-family.html

Two straight guys from New Zealand are big rugby fans. The 2015 Rugby World Cup will be held in England. New Zealand radio station offers prize to send same-sex couples which, if they were to get married, the radio station would send them on an all-expenses paid trip to England for the World Cup. Two straight guys decide to get married to win the prize, and vow to stay married for two years (at least until after they return from the World Cup). FYI New Zealand law does not require the marriage to be consummated to make it legal. LGBT groups are "outraged" and "insulted" by this because this "makes a mockery of the institution of marriage." One story Contest background

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/10/dc-public-schools-homework-assignment-compare-bush/

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2014/09/08/thieves-steal-atm-using-crane/15285251/

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/PYT-owner-responds-to-LeSean-McCoy-20-cent-tip.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuafNjkccvE

...refusing to remove American flag stickers from their lockers and helmets: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/09/four-maywood-firefighters-suspended-over-refusal-to-remove-american-flags-from-helmets/

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Company-s-doors-fold-reveal-penis/story-22897641-detail/story.html

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2014/09/san-francisco-49ers-fans-take-over-att-stadium.html/

They did a TV-Land tribute including Dragnet, The Simpsons, The Addams Family, Batman, MASH, I Dream of Jeannie, The Office, Hawaii Five-O, The Brady Bunch, and many others:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/sunbathing-baseball-fan-big-impression-online-article-1.1930265

"I knocked it off my bucket list!" http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-takes-sightseeing-stop-stonehenge-article-1.1929440

High of 85 degrees! http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/weather/today-is-expected-to-be-one-of-hottest-days-of-summer-20140905

http://www.wfmynews2.com/story/news/local/2014/09/03/woman-accused-of-sex-offenses-with-students-at-reidsville-high/15048395/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/erie-county/two-political-hires-made-at-erie-county-water-authority-20140830 http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/elma-establishes-one-officer-police-department-20140904

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/video-game-glitch-shrinks-nfl-linebacker-14-inches-article-1.1926353

http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-still-studying-why-lesbians-are-obese/

Groom tries to hit on waitress at his wedding reception Waitress calls her boyfriend to come to reception to pick her up Groom and best man (who is an off-duty cop) then try to beat up boyfriend when he arrives at wedding reception http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/09/01/3-arrested-after-brawl-involving-wedding-party/

Could be worse - can you imagine nekkid photos of Beerball?

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=es&tl=en&u=http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/sociedad/joven-muere-tras-electrocutarse-mientras-orinaba-una-farola-bunyola-3484282&usg=ALkJrhh0FDYkdU4FyNlIYp27KdkEBkOmZw Shocking!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/photo-hot-dutch-sends-tongues-wagging-internet-article-1.1919339

Alaska Darin has not yet signed onto the board today. Coincidence? http://www.adn.com/article/20140826/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-alaska-state-fair