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This is from Barron's magazine, so the article is geared towards stockbrokers, but it is still pretty cool to read about your "average" millionaire: http://blogs.barrons.com/penta/2014/09/12/the-oracle-of-buffalo/

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/14/automobiles/collectibles/an-original-dodge-direct-from-the-founders-family.html

Two straight guys from New Zealand are big rugby fans. The 2015 Rugby World Cup will be held in England. New Zealand radio station offers prize to send same-sex couples which, if they were to get married, the radio station would send them on an all-expenses paid trip to England for the World Cup. Two straight guys decide to get married to win the prize, and vow to stay married for two years (at least until after they return from the World Cup). FYI New Zealand law does not require the marriage to be consummated to make it legal. LGBT groups are "outraged" and "insulted" by this because this "makes a mockery of the institution of marriage." One story Contest background

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/10/dc-public-schools-homework-assignment-compare-bush/

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2014/09/08/thieves-steal-atm-using-crane/15285251/

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/PYT-owner-responds-to-LeSean-McCoy-20-cent-tip.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuafNjkccvE

...refusing to remove American flag stickers from their lockers and helmets: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/09/four-maywood-firefighters-suspended-over-refusal-to-remove-american-flags-from-helmets/

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Company-s-doors-fold-reveal-penis/story-22897641-detail/story.html

http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2014/09/san-francisco-49ers-fans-take-over-att-stadium.html/

They did a TV-Land tribute including Dragnet, The Simpsons, The Addams Family, Batman, MASH, I Dream of Jeannie, The Office, Hawaii Five-O, The Brady Bunch, and many others:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/sunbathing-baseball-fan-big-impression-online-article-1.1930265

"I knocked it off my bucket list!" http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/obama-takes-sightseeing-stop-stonehenge-article-1.1929440

High of 85 degrees! http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/weather/today-is-expected-to-be-one-of-hottest-days-of-summer-20140905

http://www.wfmynews2.com/story/news/local/2014/09/03/woman-accused-of-sex-offenses-with-students-at-reidsville-high/15048395/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/erie-county/two-political-hires-made-at-erie-county-water-authority-20140830 http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/elma-establishes-one-officer-police-department-20140904

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/video-game-glitch-shrinks-nfl-linebacker-14-inches-article-1.1926353

http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-still-studying-why-lesbians-are-obese/

Groom tries to hit on waitress at his wedding reception Waitress calls her boyfriend to come to reception to pick her up Groom and best man (who is an off-duty cop) then try to beat up boyfriend when he arrives at wedding reception http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/09/01/3-arrested-after-brawl-involving-wedding-party/

Could be worse - can you imagine nekkid photos of Beerball?

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=es&tl=en&u=http://www.elperiodico.com/es/noticias/sociedad/joven-muere-tras-electrocutarse-mientras-orinaba-una-farola-bunyola-3484282&usg=ALkJrhh0FDYkdU4FyNlIYp27KdkEBkOmZw Shocking!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/photo-hot-dutch-sends-tongues-wagging-internet-article-1.1919339

Alaska Darin has not yet signed onto the board today. Coincidence? http://www.adn.com/article/20140826/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-alaska-state-fair

http://wivb.com/2014/08/27/deputies-man-hid-marijuana-in-his-rectum/