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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/mom-of-two-tests-sex-toys-professionally-article-1.1887165

http://www.kiiitv.co...d-on-10000-bond

http://www.dailyfree...ail-this-summer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Bresch_M.B.A._controversy

If there were a drinking game for resume buzzwords, I would have passed out after five minutes.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/blog/bs-md-art-modell-grave-urination-suspect-20140726,0,2223177.story

Beretta moving from Maryland to Tennessee: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/beretta-moving-production-out-of-md-joins-gun-makers-heading-to-friendlier-states/2014/07/27/064774ac-141a-11e4-8936-26932bcfd6ed_story.html

http://torontoist.com/2014/07/historicist-one-tough-cookie/

http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140727/A_SPORTS/407270302

If you try this type of therapy you'll forget about your back problems completely.

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2014/07/penis_amputation_lawsuit_alleg.html

http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/24/l-a-kings-ruined-my-sex-life-lawsuit-claims/

Weird Al Yankovic

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/07/melissa_bowerman_arrested_on_s.html

http://nypost.com/20...-for-residents/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/angry-husband-sends-wife-excel-spreadsheet-detailing-sex-starved-month-article-1.1874792

http://news.yahoo.co...-064016969.html 'Jacqui Lambie, who took her seat in the national parliament's upper house earlier this month, told Tasmania's Heart 107.3 that she had not been in a relationship for more than a decade. When the breakfast hosts suggested they help her find love, she replied: "Now they must have heaps of cash and they've got to have a package between their legs, let's be honest."'

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2014-07-19/200-pairs-panties-stolen-victorias-secret

Daytona Beach father beats man he found raping son 'Asked by the dispatcher if any weapons were involved, the father said “my foot and my fist.”'

http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-james-garner-dies-20140720-story.html

http://online.wsj.com/articles/as-births-slow-p-g-turns-to-adult-diapers-1405554364

Another Cameron Diaz movie getting panned by the the critics - no surprise there One thing that a NYC reviewer picked up on: Cameron Diaz is 42, Jason Segel is 34. The plot includes the fact that they met in college (and a CGI scene in the movie shows this). If Cameron Diaz were a 20-year-old college student, then Jason Segel would have been 12.

...and I clean up and put everything away, and I walk from the workshop to the front door of the house. And I look at the porch thermometer, and it's 68 degrees outside. At 1:00 p.m. In Texas. On July 19th.

http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Police-Stamford-High-teacher-threatened-student-5627983.php KD in CT is hopping on the Metro-North train and heading down there even as we speak.