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http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/why-law-schools-are-losing-relevance--and-how-theyre-trying-to-win-it-back/2015/04/20/ca0ae7fe-cf07-11e4-a2a7-9517a3a70506_story.html

City council approves stadium: http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-nfl-stadium-carson-20150422-story.html

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-obama-armenian-genocide-20150421-story.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-grandma-bikini-arrested-dui-grandson-car-article-1.2193540

So, I'm looking at a cover letter and two-page resume, from which I've been able to extract the following buzzwords and phrases: adaptive align leadership behaviors bucketize building teams business development collaborative approach contract management conversationing marketing cross-platform c-suite Customer-focused dedicated business partner Directional Accuracy driving growth Excellent communication Extensive and diverse experience growth hacking headwind ideation innovative leader Leadership Strategist living document mydeation Operational Excellence Pre-revenue principle-centered problem solving profitability program management project execution proven expertise remarketing results-driven staff development successful leadership Thought Leader total quality value-driven Impressive, no?

http://columbustelegram.com/news/local/obituaries/laverne-torczon/article_8f64e8cd-a29c-5c0d-b85a-3bb13f03a160.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/columnists/will-deener/20150419-deener-poorly-educated-dont-give-a-damn-workers-are-dragging-down-the-economy.ece

Fixed.

Update: Trudeau believes that Muslims are a "powerless, disenfranchised minority" and that Charlie Hedbo practices "hate speech": http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/04/the-abuse-of-satire/390312/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michelle-manhart-kicked-college-campus-t-article-1.2190637

Is she hot?

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/18/business/dealbook/bloomberg-terminals-outage.html

Which references don't you get?

Beerball?

Since we all had to live through the Sabres' season, we can all relate to this story: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/sixers-let-players-coach-heat-132500288.html Summary: Philadelphia previously acquired a 2015 conditional first-round pick from the Miami Heat in a trade If Miami finishes in the bottom 10 for 2015, they keep the pick. If not, Philadelphia gets the pick Both teams were already eliminated from the playoffs They played each other in the last game of the season last night If Philadelphia loses and Miami wins, Miami finishes 11th overall and Philadelphia gets the pick If Philadelphia wins and Miami loses, Miami finishes 10th overall and Miami gets the pick Check out how both teams tried to lose the game LOL

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/177676-poojer-flying-down-jboyst-driving-down-even-as-we-speak/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-mom-arrested-naked-twister-party-teens-police-article-1.2186085

I met Danny Gare one time after he retired and asked him if the 1970's Sabres ever had any issues with reporters. He said that there never was because the reporters at that time knew what to write and knew what not to write. He said that there was a "trust" that they had with the media, and the media always cleaned up the players' language so that the players always sounded halfway intelligent in the newspaper.

...You think "Cookie" is a "who", not a "what". ...You think "Rockpile" is a "what", not a "who". ...You know what "Best Exit" means. ...Your idea of a quarterback controversy is Kemp-Lamonica. ...You remember that the only Bills home game that your Mom ever wanted to see in person was against the Los Angeles Rams, and that was because the Rams brought along Jim Nabors to sing the national anthem. ...You don't think that Bruce Smith is the greatest NFL defensive lineman of all time. Shoot, you don't think that he is the greatest BILLS defensive lineman of all time (see Sestak, Tom). ...Your dad took you to Bills games while wearing a fedora and a tie with a tie clip. ...Today, you have the strongest bladder of anyone in your office because, as a kid, it was either “hold it” or use the bathrooms at War Memorial Stadium. ...You have neck problems in your middle age because you spent most of the time in your youth watching Bills games in person while straining your neck in your seat while trying to look around a pole. ...Your idea of a sideline reporter is Dick Rifenburg. ...You thought that your Dad was the coolest because he left High Mass early with you so that you wouldn’t miss the opening kickoff. ...Your dad drove to the game, parked his car on the East Side, and the car was undamaged when he returned. ...You thought that Pete Gogolak was a sissy because he wasn’t a linebacker or lineman like all the other kickers in the league. ...You can still identify the smell of a warm Genny spilled on wood seats and concrete. ...Your parents thought that Miami was a neat place full of warm weather, people their age, and Jackie Gleason. ...Your Dad would go to the game with you and would sit through rain, sleet, snow and gloom of night so that he see that twinkle-towed sissy boy Joe Namath get slapped around by Ron McDole. ...More than once, you saw a Bill in the off-season in Buffalo working his part-time job as a steelworker / laborer / truck driver. ...You remember snow fences and a cinder track. ...Yohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-HO! ...you cared what Charley Bailey says. ...you think Laverne is a man’s name. ...you remember the haze on a Saturday night caused by stadium lights and thousands of chain smokers. ...your idea of "all sports, all the time" is WBEN-AM. ...you remember when Sunday games started at 2:00 p.m., then later on at 1:30 p.m. ...you consider Marty Schottenheimer to be a linebacker, not a coach. ...you remember Saturday night games. ...you thought that Ernie Warlick was the coolest football player around, not because he played football, but because he owned a hamburger stand. ...you remember a boy scout tent on the sidelines where the cheerleaders went to change, as well as dozens of men standing on the cinder track behind the snow fence next to the boy scout tent. ...your dad parked the car by the armory. ...you know what “What’s New, Harry?” means. ...you think that the best home uniforms were the ones with the stripes around the shoulders. ...you stopped at Freddie’s Doughnuts Sunday morning before the game. ...your kids don’t believe that there were once real first names like Remi, Hagood, Birtho, Daryle, Buster, Booth, Mack and Wray. ...you know the significance of the numbers 45,748 and 46,206. ...you remember Bills’ players missing games because they were on National Guard duty. ...your idea of “color commentary” is Stan Barron. ...you never could understand why Paul Maguire was listed on the roster as “LB”. ...you thought that Orchard Park was a “farming community”. ...you remember your dad sometimes still called it “Civic Stadium”. ...you know that “Duby” was a “flanker” and that “Bass” was a “split end”. ...you remember serious talk about the “Seattle Bills”. ...you remember the Camelot Motor Inn.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/14/chess-grandmaster-caught-using-iphone-to-cheat-during-international-tournament/