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http://www.nola.com/crime/baton-rouge/index.ssf/2015/04/teacher_student_sex_baton_roug.html

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-messes-up-arabic-phrase-accidentally-tells-fans-youre-an-ass/ar-AAbt1vc

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/why-law-schools-are-losing-relevance--and-how-theyre-trying-to-win-it-back/2015/04/20/ca0ae7fe-cf07-11e4-a2a7-9517a3a70506_story.html

City council approves stadium: http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-nfl-stadium-carson-20150422-story.html

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-obama-armenian-genocide-20150421-story.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-grandma-bikini-arrested-dui-grandson-car-article-1.2193540

So, I'm looking at a cover letter and two-page resume, from which I've been able to extract the following buzzwords and phrases: adaptive align leadership behaviors bucketize building teams business development collaborative approach contract management conversationing marketing cross-platform c-suite Customer-focused dedicated business partner Directional Accuracy driving growth Excellent communication Extensive and diverse experience growth hacking headwind ideation innovative leader Leadership Strategist living document mydeation Operational Excellence Pre-revenue principle-centered problem solving profitability program management project execution proven expertise remarketing results-driven staff development successful leadership Thought Leader total quality value-driven Impressive, no?

http://columbustelegram.com/news/local/obituaries/laverne-torczon/article_8f64e8cd-a29c-5c0d-b85a-3bb13f03a160.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/columnists/will-deener/20150419-deener-poorly-educated-dont-give-a-damn-workers-are-dragging-down-the-economy.ece

Fixed.

Update: Trudeau believes that Muslims are a "powerless, disenfranchised minority" and that Charlie Hedbo practices "hate speech": http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/04/the-abuse-of-satire/390312/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michelle-manhart-kicked-college-campus-t-article-1.2190637

Is she hot?

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/18/business/dealbook/bloomberg-terminals-outage.html

Which references don't you get?

Beerball?

Since we all had to live through the Sabres' season, we can all relate to this story: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/sixers-let-players-coach-heat-132500288.html Summary: Philadelphia previously acquired a 2015 conditional first-round pick from the Miami Heat in a trade If Miami finishes in the bottom 10 for 2015, they keep the pick. If not, Philadelphia gets the pick Both teams were already eliminated from the playoffs They played each other in the last game of the season last night If Philadelphia loses and Miami wins, Miami finishes 11th overall and Philadelphia gets the pick If Philadelphia wins and Miami loses, Miami finishes 10th overall and Miami gets the pick Check out how both teams tried to lose the game LOL

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/177676-poojer-flying-down-jboyst-driving-down-even-as-we-speak/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-mom-arrested-naked-twister-party-teens-police-article-1.2186085

I met Danny Gare one time after he retired and asked him if the 1970's Sabres ever had any issues with reporters. He said that there never was because the reporters at that time knew what to write and knew what not to write. He said that there was a "trust" that they had with the media, and the media always cleaned up the players' language so that the players always sounded halfway intelligent in the newspaper.