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http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/09/maplewood_teacher_accused_of_sexually_assaulting_three_students.html Teacher described as being "compassionate": http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/09/nj_woman_accused_of_sexually_assaulting_students_is_compassionate_effective_teacher_attorney_says.html

http://www.boystown.org/news/boys-town-central-florida-youth-find-role-model-in-nfl-alum

Be sure to look for them on the sidelines this Sunday!

The dating site OK Cupid (http://www.okcupid.com/) did a survey of its members' dating profiles (age 20 to age 50) as to which age a person would prefer their partner to be. For example, a 20-year-old woman prefers a guy to be 23 years old. And a 50-year-old woman prefers a guy who is 46 years old. Etc., etc. - no surprises here. So what's so funny about this? Well, here are some of the guy's preferences, from youngest to oldest: 20yo guys prefer 20yo women 28yo guys prefer 20yo women 33yo guys prefer 20yo women 38yo guys prefer 20yo women 42yo guys prefer 20yo women 46yo guys prefer 20yo women 49yo guys prefer 20yo women :lol: http://www.irishmirr...al-what-4194587

Golly, I never saw this coming: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/state/possibility-of-thruway-toll-increase-emerges-after-rejection-of-bridge-funding-20140916

Would ya? https://twitter.com/toe_knee_vee

http://news.yahoo.com/venezuelas-newest-shortage-breast-implants-040319918.html

SFW Link Many NSFW photos available (not that I would know anything about that)

Of course, now the next question to ask is why Mrs. Beerball was logged on to a message board at 2:52 a.m. on a Monday morning, instead of being in bed with her husband oh wait

http://www.independent.ie/sport/leftfield/colombian-womens-cycling-team-causes-stir-with-unfortunate-naked-jersey-design-30585790.html

why would we want to trade John Wawrow?

Listen Kelso, don't start up with your white zone s*** again.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There's no stopping in a white zone.

Everyone say hi!

You think that these people will ever win over their in-laws? http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/wedding-party-brawl-at-orchard-park-country-club-injures-several-20140914

Niners announcer suspended for two games for saying that Ray Rice's fiancée was "pathetic" for marrying him after he beat her up: http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2014/09/10/49ers-suspend-announcer-ted-robinson-two-games-domestic-violence-comments/ Robinson quote: “How does she marry him after that? How does she go in front of [commissioner Roger] Goodell [to support Ray Rice]? That, to me, is the saddest part of it.” Niners quote: “The comments made by radio broadcaster Ted Robinson on Monday were offensive and in no way reflect the views of the San Francisco 49ers organization." Yet, the Niners will not suspend DL Ray McDonald, even though he was arrested two weeks ago for beating up his fiancée: http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2014/09/12/ray-mcdonalds-court-date-canceled-investigation-ongoing/ Niners quote that you will never hear: “The actions by DL Ray McDonald were offensive and in no way reflect the views of the San Francisco 49ers organization, except that we really need him on the roster to win games."."

This is from Barron's magazine, so the article is geared towards stockbrokers, but it is still pretty cool to read about your "average" millionaire: http://blogs.barrons.com/penta/2014/09/12/the-oracle-of-buffalo/

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/14/automobiles/collectibles/an-original-dodge-direct-from-the-founders-family.html

Two straight guys from New Zealand are big rugby fans. The 2015 Rugby World Cup will be held in England. New Zealand radio station offers prize to send same-sex couples which, if they were to get married, the radio station would send them on an all-expenses paid trip to England for the World Cup. Two straight guys decide to get married to win the prize, and vow to stay married for two years (at least until after they return from the World Cup). FYI New Zealand law does not require the marriage to be consummated to make it legal. LGBT groups are "outraged" and "insulted" by this because this "makes a mockery of the institution of marriage." One story Contest background

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/10/dc-public-schools-homework-assignment-compare-bush/

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2014/09/08/thieves-steal-atm-using-crane/15285251/

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/PYT-owner-responds-to-LeSean-McCoy-20-cent-tip.html