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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/fhm-100-sexiest-women-world-2015-gallery-1.2202445

Here ya go Pooj: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pa-woman-pees-leg-resisting-arrest-police-article-1.2201567

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http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2015/04/council-member-blasts-bureaucrat-jargon-can-we-just-call-an-ambulance-an-ambulance.html/

http://live.baltimoresun.com/Event/Latest_updates_from_the_Freddie_Gray_case_in_Baltimore

...then only outlaws would have toilet tank lids.

http://www.valdostadailytimes.com/news/local_news/lhs-teacher-arrested-for-sex-with-students/article_7d4188e0-e886-11e4-874b-b3ba3c8f0aec.html

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2013: WNBA player Brittney Griner comes out as gay, says that she has had to deal with being bullied all her life: http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jul/17/sports/la-sp-brittney-griner-20130718 2015: Brittney Greiner beats up her lesbian fiancee: http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/wnba/mercury/2015/04/23/phoenix-mercury-brittney-griner-arrested-assault-charge-abrk/26233395/

http://www.nola.com/crime/baton-rouge/index.ssf/2015/04/teacher_student_sex_baton_roug.html

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-messes-up-arabic-phrase-accidentally-tells-fans-youre-an-ass/ar-AAbt1vc

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/why-law-schools-are-losing-relevance--and-how-theyre-trying-to-win-it-back/2015/04/20/ca0ae7fe-cf07-11e4-a2a7-9517a3a70506_story.html

City council approves stadium: http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-nfl-stadium-carson-20150422-story.html

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-obama-armenian-genocide-20150421-story.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-grandma-bikini-arrested-dui-grandson-car-article-1.2193540

So, I'm looking at a cover letter and two-page resume, from which I've been able to extract the following buzzwords and phrases: adaptive align leadership behaviors bucketize building teams business development collaborative approach contract management conversationing marketing cross-platform c-suite Customer-focused dedicated business partner Directional Accuracy driving growth Excellent communication Extensive and diverse experience growth hacking headwind ideation innovative leader Leadership Strategist living document mydeation Operational Excellence Pre-revenue principle-centered problem solving profitability program management project execution proven expertise remarketing results-driven staff development successful leadership Thought Leader total quality value-driven Impressive, no?

http://columbustelegram.com/news/local/obituaries/laverne-torczon/article_8f64e8cd-a29c-5c0d-b85a-3bb13f03a160.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/columnists/will-deener/20150419-deener-poorly-educated-dont-give-a-damn-workers-are-dragging-down-the-economy.ece

Fixed.

Update: Trudeau believes that Muslims are a "powerless, disenfranchised minority" and that Charlie Hedbo practices "hate speech": http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/04/the-abuse-of-satire/390312/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michelle-manhart-kicked-college-campus-t-article-1.2190637