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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/new-book-reveals-captain-kangaroos-dirty-secrets-article-1.2317136

KD in CT hits the big 4-9 today, so everyone wish him a happy day! Of course, he will not be on the board until later today, as he is outside on the court in the backyard, playing mixed doubles with Biff, Muffy and Mimi. Later on, he will be out on the veranda in his blue blazer and ascot, sampling hors d'oeuvres and drinking chardonnays, while waiting for the pheasant to be prepared.

Here is his house: http://binged.it/1W84xNU

http://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/Metro-North-reporting-delays-6430854.php

http://ktla.com/2015/08/05/shirtless-man-claims-to-be-tarzan-tries-swinging-into-monkey-exhibit-at-o-c-zoo-was-likely-under-influence-of-meth-police/

You can already do that at any Wal-Mart.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/butt-brazil-2015-gallery-1.2299452

http://www.buffalonews.com/gusto/music/stones-stagehands-have-paychecks-bounce-getting-paid-could-take-time-union-leader-says-20150804

You still would.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/29650818/hillview-man-arrested-for-shooting-down-drone-cites-right-to-privacy

Charlotte McKinney is very happy for you:

Pounding the nanny: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/ben-affleck-alleged-fling-love-report-article-1.2309059

http://fox2now.com/2015/07/28/warren-county-man-kills-a-nearly-15-foot-python-in-his-yard/

http://news.yahoo.com/buffalo-snow-pile-refuses-melt-eight-months-snowstorm-162509142--abc-news-topstories.html

Don't let Whitey cover news events, either: http://www.cleveland.com/naymik/index.ssf/2015/07/police_and_movement_for_black.html

What a nice family: http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2015/07/manziel-family-behind-bars-again.html/

Decisions, decisions: http://www.dallasnews.com/news/metro/20150728-mayor-doesnt-like-it-but-porn-convention-is-coming-to-dallas-convention-center.ece

http://lasvegassun.com/news/2015/jul/28/female-inmate-21-escapes-work-crew-eastern-valley/

http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/bob-kauffman-braves-first-star-player-dies-at-age-69-20150728 http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2015/jul/28/kauffman-remembered-for-8216larger-than-life8217/ http://www.wagesfuneralhome.com/obituaries/Robert-Bob-Kauffman/

Is she hot?