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http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/15/unruly-woman-hits-flight-attendant-and-fellow-passenger-forces-flight-diversion/

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150915_How_the_rich_steal_parking_spots_from_you.html

...to score more points than they do.

What about the black helicopters that were flying over you house last weekend?

A Buffalo Brave for (LITERALLY) six minutes.

...on a dare: http://www.foxbaltimore.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/202269-Boy-faces-assault-charges-for-kiss-made-on-dare-at-Pikesville-Middle-School.shtml

PEDs can only take you so far.

2002 - Putnam County, NY puts up small monument in park as a memorial to the 8 county residents that were killed in 9/11. The monument also includes a small piece of steel from the World Trade Center. Google Street View 2015 - State Department of Transportation replaces the traffic signal at the intersection, and decides to place the new traffic signal pole inside the park (land that they do not own) and 6 inches away from the monument, and tears up all the grass and brick walls around the monument: http://www.lohud.com/story/news/2015/09/10/traffic-light-carmel-sept-11th-memorial/71978132/

Ummmm. that's Ebby Halliday, not Billie Holliday.

http://bizbeatblog.dallasnews.com/2015/09/sweet-ebby-queen-mum-of-dallas-real-estate-dies-peacefully-hours-before-her-104th-and-a-half-birthday.html/ I always get a kick out of these Horatio Alger-style lives that almost sound like a corny movie instead of real life.

So basically, you called a stranger to come over to your house and mount your wall.

And would ya? Article Photo

More updates: A Tennessee judge is refusing to grant a divorce between a man a woman. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/04/tenn-judge-refuses-to-grant-straight-couple-a-divorce-because-of-gay-marriage/ The judge's legal opinion is basically this: Tennessee previously had laws regarding marriage (between one man and one woman). These laws were rendered obsolete by the Supreme Court decision. With the Supreme Court decision, the Federal Government has now "set the law" regarding marriage and states can't have their own marriage laws. Tennessee currently has laws regarding divorce, but divorce laws vary from state to state. For example, in South Dakota, a marriage partner cannot be forced to grant a divorce from their other partner, even if the other partner has no interest in getting back together; while in California, a person can get a divorce in this matter. Since the Supreme Court has now "set the law" regarding marriage, the Federal Government now has to "set the law" regarding "what is not a marriage".

http://nypost.com/2015/09/06/revisionist-history-of-911-being-taught-to-our-college-students/

http://www.the-leader.com/article/20150904/NEWS/150909865

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/news/local_news/woman-charged-with-wielding-knife-making-threats-to-others/article_23f6f63a-5186-11e5-90f6-771ff0011b59.html

I'm glad we're playing them in Buffalo instead of Indianapolis since their stadium seems to be falling apart: http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2015/09/03/woman-injured-after-object-falls--roof--lucas-oil-during-colts-game/71673450/

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-student-drives-barbie-jeep-campus-dwi-article-1.2347573

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-rahm-emanuel-property-tax-hike-met-0903-20150902-story.html

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-03/wool-world-record-set-after-42kg-fleece-shorn-off-canberra-sheep/6746200 41 kg = 95 lbs

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-woman-offers-cops-oral-sex-dropped-charges-article-1.2345470

OTOH, the crazy women are also crazy in bed as well.