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http://nypost.com/2015/11/12/bathtub-sex-ends-in-death-after-man-has-heart-attack-smothers-wife/

Pooj to the rescue, maybe? http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jlaw-off-screen-love-life-guys-article-1.2432324

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/gavin-left-gwen-son-birth-sleep-nanny-article-1.2432166

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dw7MCdP0SA

Thursday November 12 New York Coverage: Foundation of Jets’ Defense Is Sagging (New York Times) Thursday’s N.F.L Matchup: Bills (4-4) at Jets (5-3) (New York Times) Jets' Sheldon Richardson still has plenty of love for former coach Rex Ryan (New York Daily News) Jets ground attack has been running the wrong way (New York Daily News) Jets fans should boo Bills coach Rex Ryan early and often for empty promises (New York Daily News) Willie Colon out for season as Jets activate CB Dee Milliner from short-term IR (New York Daily News) Rex’s Bills vs. Jets: Storylines galore and the winner will be … (New York Post) Jets are frauds if Rex hype distracts from beating Bills (New York Post) Jets suffer shocking O-line loss, then activate a forgotten player (New York Post) Jets, Todd Bowles focus on winning, not Rex Ryan's stunts (Newsday) Rex Ryan's first game vs. Jets is all about him (Newsday) Jets place Willie Colon on season-ending injured reserve (Newsday) Bills-Jets tickets not commanding big dollars on secondary market (Newsday) How will Buffalo Bills handle power balance between ex-Jets coach Rex Ryan, Doug Whaley? (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Willie Colon, NFL future in doubt, now faces age-old question: 'Who are you after this?' (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' safety spot, crushed by injuries, has cerebral Marcus Gilchrist as last man standing (Newark Star Ledger) Jets are better off with the Rex Ryan show in Buffalo (Newark Star Ledger) Dumbest moments of Rex Ryan's Bills tenure (Newark Star Ledger) With both Buffalo Bills and Jets, Rex Ryan not a good coach after a win (Newark Star Ledger) Sammy Watkins vs. Darrelle Revis: Buffalo Bills-Jets matchups to watch (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Sheldon Richardson on Missouri protests: 'Football team runs the school' (Newark Star Ledger) Ryan Fitzpatrick bravely defends bearded men from bullies like Rex Ryan (Newark Star Ledger) Jets activate Dee Milliner, place Willie Colon on injured reserve (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills-Jets final injury report (Newark Star Ledger) 4 things Jets must do to beat Rex Ryan's Buffalo Bills (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills-Jets predictions (Newark Star Ledger) Jets ready to do battle with Rex Ryan's Bills (Bergen Record) Jets lineman Willie Colon out for rest of season (Bergen Record) A look at Bills matchup (Bergen Record) Jets and Bills Aren’t Getting Much Bang for Their Blitz (Wall Street Journal) Jets place Colon on IR, activate Milliner from short-term IR (AP) Former Jets equipment manager Bill Hampton dies at 86 (AP) Rex Ryan Is Running Out Of Goodwill And Spiraling Into A Clown (WFAN-AM) Jets’ Big Investment In Decker Is Paying Off Handsomely (WFAN-AM) Bills Vs. Jets: Thursday Night Football Week 10 Predictions And ATS Consensus (WFAN-AM) Joy of Rex: Ryan's top 10 moments as Jets coach (NFL.com) 7 Points: Jets-Bills on Thursday Night Football (NewYorkJets.com) CB Antonio Cromartie 'Doubtful' for Bills (NewYorkJets.com) Jets Activate Milliner, Colon Heads to IR (NewYorkJets.com) Quigley Named AFC ST Player of the Week (NewYorkJets.com) Jets-Bills An Interesting Chess Match (NewYorkJets.com) Jets Family Mourns Passing of Bill Hampton (NewYorkJets.com)

The government needs to step in in order to make sure that our waterways and drinking water remain pristine at all times oh wait http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/montreals-big-sewage-dump-gets-a-conditional-yes

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/surge-in-robberies-on-capitol-hill-alters-residents-routines-lifestyles/2015/11/09/aeda2564-83b9-11e5-9afb-0c971f713d0c_story.html

Wednesday November 11 New York Coverage: More Rex Ryan, More Geno Smith, More ... Is It Thursday Yet? (New York Times) Jets QB Geno Smith forgives IK Enemkpali, fine with him being Bills captain (New York Daily News) Jets’ Calvin Pryor rips ‘disrespectful’ Rex Ryan, says he didn’t play ‘guys in the right position’ last year (New York Daily News) Rex Ryan defends decision to name IK Enemkpali game-day captain vs. Jets: ‘It’s not a slap in anybody’s face’ (New York Daily News) Rex Ryan wears Clemson football helmet to press conference, spars with Jets' Calvin Pryor (New York Daily News) Jets place Nick Folk on IR, sign ex-Texans kicker Randy Bullock (New York Daily News) Calvin Pryor steps up his war of words with Rex Ryan (New York Post) How Rex Ryan tried to put Ryan Fitzpatrick in a hairy situation (New York Post) If Rex had a Ryan Fitzpatrick, he might not have been fired (New York Post) Rex Ryan won’t get Pat the Rat treatment from Jets fans (New York Post) Jets find Nick Folk replacement from Texans scrap heap (New York Post) Nick Mangold likely to play vs. Bills, Antonio Cromartie doubtful (New York Post) Calvin Pryor takes shots at his ex-coach Rex Ryan (Newsday) Geno Smith denies he owed IK Enemkpali money (Newsday) Rex Ryan doesn't understand the IK Enemkpali captaincy uproar for Bills vs. Jets (Newsday) Rex Ryan's quotes heading into Jets-Bills (Newsday) Nick Folk's season over as Jets place kicker on injured reserve (Newsday) Jets are 5-3 at season's midpoint, so what are the chances they make playoffs? (Newark Star Ledger) Rex Ryan on players saying his Jets lacked accountability: 'Who gives a rat's ...' (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills' Rex Ryan (in Clemson helmet) 'shocked' making IK Enemkpali captain a big deal (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Calvin Pryor, Buffalo Bills' Rex Ryan trade trash talk live during press conference (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills' Rex Ryan raves about game captain IK Enemkpali, who punched Jets' Geno Smith (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills' Rex Ryan: Still mad at John Idzik from time with Jets (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Calvin Pryor torches Buffalo Bills' Rex Ryan after he names IK Enemkpali captain (Newark Star Ledger) Geno Smith on IK Enemkpali as captain for Bills-Jets: 'No one should be surprised' (Newark Star Ledger) Jets sign kicker Randy Bullock, place Nick Folk on injured reserve (Newark Star Ledger) Jets have two big roster decisions to make by Wednesday (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills-Jets injury report (Newark Star Ledger) With helmet on, Rex Ryan tweaks Jets again (Bergen Record) Rex Ryan's choice of captain a slap at the Jets (Bergen Record) Jets sign kicker Randy Bullock to replace Nick Folk (Bergen Record) Jets look ahead: Week 10 vs. Buffalo (Bergen Record) Rex Ryan Relishes Return as Jets’ Rival (Wall Street Journal) Jets' Pryor says Rex's IK captain pick is 'disrespectful' (AP) Jets sign kicker Bullock, place Folk on IR (AP) Pryor takes shot at former Jets coach Ryan (The Sports Xchange) Jets don't fare well in short weeks (The Sports Xchange) Rex Ryan’s Bologna Is The Least Of Jets’ Problems (WFAN-AM) Bart Scott: ‘Rex Ryan Always Wants To Beat Someone He Knows Personally’ (WFAN-AM) Rex Ryan: Naming IK Enemkpali Captain Vs. Jets Not Meant To Be ‘A Slap In Anybody’s Face’ (WFAN-AM) Rex Ryan Leads Bills In His Return To Battle Jets On Thursday Night Football (WFAN-AM) Jets Sign Randy Bullock, Place Nick Folk on IR (NewYorkJets.com) Jets DBs Will Fight On (NewYorkJets.com) Gameday Guide: 11/12 Jets vs. Bills (NewYorkJets.com)

B-B hits the big 5-5 today, so I hope that you will all join in and wish him a happy day! Of course, for someone of his advanced age, he will not be on the board until later this morning, as he will first have to sit on the can for 2 hours, waiting for his fiber supplements to take effect. Tonight, though, his friends and family in Columbus will be throwing a big birthday party for him at Greeso's restaurant where, at the end of the night, the restaurant staff will wheel over to his table a huge birthday cake with 55 candles on top... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...only to have Beerball pop out of the cake wearing nothing but a pink thong, dancing and shaking his nipple tassels in BuffaloBud's face.

I suggest that you talk to an administrator at your local high school and ask them about the drug use that goes on there. It would open your eyes a bit.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20151110_Lemon_Hill_Mansion_shooting_victims_named.html

Tuesday November 10 New York Coverage: Preparing for Jets, Bills’ Rex Ryan Finds Way to Needle Them (New York Times) Rex Ryan to name IK Enemkpali, who broke Geno Smith's jaw, Bills captain vs. Jets (New York Daily News) Jets QB Ryan Fitzpatrick will try to have surgery on thumb and not miss any games (New York Daily News) Lighten up, everyone, Rex Ryan connects with hilarious haymaker at Jets (New York Daily News) Bills coach Rex Ryan knew how to make News during his time with the Jets (New York Daily News) Jets search for new kicker to fill-in for injured Nick Folk (New York Daily News) Rex Ryan bitterly trolls Jets, names Geno Smith’s attacker as captain (New York Post) Jets’ Ryan Fitzpatrick seems resigned to Friday surgery (New York Post) Jets fans to Rex Ryan: Thanks, now get out of our stadium (New York Post) Fetishes, wigs, guarantees: A timeline of Rex Ryan’s Jets years (New York Post) Jets need fill-in kicker with Nick Folk out at least 4 weeks (New York Post) Rex Ryan plans to make IK Enemkpali a co-captain vs. Jets (Newsday) Jets' Ryan Fitzpatrick indicates he's leaning toward Friday for thumb surgery (Newsday) For naming IK Enemkpali a captain against Jets, hit Rex Ryan with a personal foul (Newsday) Rex Ryan's quotes heading into Jets-Bills (Newsday) Kicker Nick Folk out four to six weeks with strained quadriceps (Newsday) Yes, Rex Ryan made IK Enemkpali a captain for Buffalo Bills vs. Jets (Newark Star Ledger) Jets' Brandon Marshall on Rex Ryan naming IK Enemkpali captain: 'He has the balls to do it' (Newark Star Ledger) All signs point to Jets' Ryan Fitzpatrick having surgery Friday (Newark Star Ledger) What's gone wrong with the Jets' rushing offense lately? (Newark Star Ledger) What Jets are saying about facing Rex Ryan's Buffalo Bills on Thursday (Newark Star Ledger) Rex Ryan on IK Enemkpali, Jace Amaro, getting the finger from Jets fans (Newark Star Ledger) Nick Folk out at least 4 weeks, Jets work out 4 kickers, source confirms (Newark Star Ledger) Buffalo Bills-Jets initial injury report (Newark Star Ledger) Rex stirs the waters versus Jets (Bergen Record) Nick Folk injured in warm-ups (Bergen Record) Jets' Fitzpatrick considers surgery, Folk out 4 weeks (AP) The Ryan hype starts for Jets' next game (The Sports Xchange) That’s So Rex: Ryan Names IK Enemkpali A Captain Ahead Of Bills-Jets Game (WFAN-AM) No Time For Jet Lag (NewYorkJets.com) For Ryan Fitzpatrick, Thumb Kind of Fun (NewYorkJets.com)

November 7: ESPN columnist writes column that complains about Greg Hardy, saving: "Do you still think Hardy inspires people? Still think this is the kind of "leadership" you want on your team? Is this still a man you want to defend in front of your fans, to enrich with a new long-term contract?" http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/article/14068262/now-jerry-jones-greg-hardy-photos-put-focus-cowboys Also on November 7, ESPN invites rapper Rick Ross to be guest host on ESPN gameday: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/11/07/hip-hop-mogul-rick-ross-appears-as-celebrity-picker-on-college-gameday-set/ Rick Ross, singer of such women-friendly songs as: Keep Doin' That (Rich Chick) Dope B**** Skit B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) Bossy Lady Murda Mami Money Make Me Come Hit U From the Back 'Ho Time

http://www.thedailynewsonline.com/bdn01/driver-flees-le-roy-police-thinks-hes-in-erie-county-20151108

Why do you need to stand inside a glass box to use a cell phone?

Monday November 9 Miami Coverage: Buffalo Bills throttle Miami Dolphins 33-17 to sweep season series (Miami Herald) Miami Dolphins’ defensive backfield allows Buffalo Bills’ Sammy Watkins to have career day (Miami Herald) Dan Campbell mistakes only part of problem (Miami Herald) Jason Fox struggles at right tackle for Dolphins (Miami Herald) Dolphins at Bills: Who won the key matchups? (Miami Herald) Photo gallery (Miami Herald) Dolphins lose at Buffalo, 33-17, for worst eight-game record since 2011 (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins season gets lost again in Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins' defense gets pushed around by Bills — again (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Campbell's coaching decisions have negative impact in Dolphins' loss at Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) 20 things we learned: Buffalo Bills 33, Miami Dolphins 17 (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ten thoughts on Dolphins loss to Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Photo gallery (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Bills smack Dolphins again as Campbell’s gambles backfire (Palm Beach Post) Grimes accepts blame for Bills’ success through the air (Palm Beach Post) Campbell’s inexperience, lack of quality players hurting Dolphins (Palm Beach Post) Photo gallery (Palm Beach Post) Dolphins take another step back in 33-17 loss to Bills (AP) 3 things we learned about the Dolphins (The Sports Xchange) Dolphins Drop 33-17 Decision At The Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins Need To Regroup In A Hurry (MiamiDolphins.com) Postgame notes: Dolphins At Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Photo gallery (MiamiDolphins.com) Photo gallery (BuffaloBills.com) Photo gallery 1 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 2 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 3 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 4 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 5 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery 6 (Buffalo News) Photo gallery (Rochester D&C) Photo gallery (Syracuse Post Standard)

What's a phonebooth?

Move to PPP in 5, 4, 3...

American Pharoah won the Breeders' Cup horse race last weekend (as expected), but the big surprise was the second-place finish of Effinex, who came in second despite being a 33-1 shot (and paid $14.20 to place): http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2bc73bb50e964b018ee5e851aade2d1b/american-pharoah-goes-out-winner-breeders-cup-classic Effinex, BTW, is owned by Dr. Russell Cohen from Long Island, who named the horse after his first wife.

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/burt-reynolds-on-career-bankruptcy-regrets

Sunday November 8 Miami Coverage: Hobbled Miami Dolphins face essentially a must-win game at Buffalo (Miami Herald) Will the real Miami Dolphins please stand up? (Miami Herald) Keys to the game: Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills (Miami Herald) Dolphins' third-down struggles continue to stifle team (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins need someone to save a season (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins activate RB Jay Ajayi, waive OL Sam Brenner (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Five keys for the Dolphins to beat Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dan Campbell hopes Dolphins up for challenge in Buffalo (Palm Beach Post) Dolphins rookie receiver Parker ruled out against Bills (AP) Dolphins activate RB Ajayi, cut C Brenner (The Sports Xchange) Something Special About Thomas; Other Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins Make Roster Moves (MiamiDolphins.com) Countdown to kickoff: Dolphins at Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Congemi’s 5 Keys To The Bills Game (MiamiDolphins.com)

Saturday November 7 Miami Coverage: Chris McCain goes from backburner to forefront as Dolphins seek pass-rush help (Miami Herald) Dolphins TE Jordan Cameron (hamstring) questionable for Buffalo game (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Game capsule: Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins relatively healthy going into Bills matchup (Palm Beach Post) Can Dolphins slow Bills’ QB Tyrod Taylor in rematch? (Palm Beach Post) DeVante Parker Expected to Return Next Week (WQAM-AM) Miami Dolphins’ Offensive Line Ranked 30th in NFL (WQAM-AM) Breaking Down The Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins Tackle Sly As A Fox; Other Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) James Out; Parker, Kovacs Doubtful For Sunday (MiamiDolphins.com) Oliver Takes It To The House (MiamiDolphins.com)