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http://nypost.com/2016/04/29/meet-the-first-female-military-officer-up-for-a-combat-role/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/man-admits-shooting-north-tonawanda-woman-in-south-carolina-20160429 http://www.wect.com/story/31736233/search-warrant-she-got-into-my-head-so-i-blew-hers-the-off '“She got into my head, so I blew hers the [expletive] off,” Kalb told police.'

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article74152587.html

Another example of "The world revolves around me."

Any hot b!tches?

Happy birthday to a long-time member and poster. He'll be back on the board later this morning after his urologist appointment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/25/ohio-mass-murder-marijuana-growing-operations-found-at-crime-scenes/

It's a long, long read, but it has a lot of detail about how it went from "idea" to "completed film". Also neat to read the stories from the surviving cast members and how they ended up in the film: http://www.avclub.com/article/surely-you-cant-be-serious-oral-history-airplane-218043

http://sportsink.buffalonews.com/2016/04/22/braves-came-buffalo-left/

I guess Poojer's just not man enough for her: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160422_Ex-teacher_s_aide_charged_with_sex_assault_of_Conestoga_High_student.html

A Dallas City street maintenance worker is fixing potholes on a street, and has to take a dump. So, he gets on his front-end loader and drives it 1000 feet off the street into a heavily wooded nature preserve, knocking down trees and vegetation in the process. After he's done taking his dump, he gets back on his front-end loader and tries to drive back to the street, only to get stuck in the mud. So one of his co-workers also drives his big-a$$ crane into the nature preserve and tears up even more trees and grass to get to the front-end loader and tow him out of there. http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2016/04/wilonsky-dallas-street-workers-poop-in-the-park-destroys-native-prairie-at-white-rock.html/

http://www.startribune.com/authorities-investigating-death-at-prince-s-paisley-park/376578441/ http://www.twincities.com/2016/04/21/death-reported-at-princes-paisley-park-estate/

http://www.startribune.com/authorities-investigating-death-at-prince-s-paisley-park/376578441/ http://www.twincities.com/2016/04/21/death-reported-at-princes-paisley-park-estate/

Now THAT hurts.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/queens/queens-principal-sues-job-back-fired-tardiness-article-1.2609281

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-woman-tries-steal-cheetos-puffs-pun/nq8K9/ http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheetos-battery-case-261783

The present needs chicken as well: http://www.ktre.com/story/31752237/affidavit-nacogdoches-man-with-knife-forced-woman-to-buy-him-meal-at-walmart

http://www.dallasnews.com/lifestyles/health-and-fitness/columnists/leslie-barker/20160418-watch-a-50-year-old-doctor-train-with-teens-for-her-shot-at-being-a-dallas-cowboys-cheerleader.ece

Yeah, but the batschit crazy women are also crazy in bed.

The Buffalo News publishes a letter to the editor that generates 125 comments, including every insult and slur known to mankind: http://www.buffalonews.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/letter-how-can-trump-be-gop-front-runner-20160417 And all we get on this board is "You're an idiot". We need to come up with some better material.

http://www.starnewsonline.com/article/20160418/NEWS/160419692

What could possibly go wrong? https://twitter.com/tjkrick http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/buffalo/daemen-grad-student-had-looked-forward-to-party-that-turned-fatal-20160417

http://wivb.com/2016/04/15/mom-charged-with-drunken-driving-four-times-over-legal-limit-while-on-her-way-to-pick-up-kids/