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http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/01/21/terrell-owens-billy-eichner-butterfingers-NFL-celebration-fines-video

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/01/21/blizzard-warning-high-winds-around-two-feet-of-snow-forecast-for-d-c-area/ http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/22/us/blizzard-watch-expands-to-include-new-york-city-area.html In my day, I walked EIGHT MILES to school each way every day through huge snowdrifts blah blah blah... (disintegrates into old-guy talk)

http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-carolina-panthers-secret-weapon-waffle-house-1453224305

I feel sorry for his loss, but he was such a prick in real life for trying to screw his ex-bandmates (especially Don Felder) out of their royalties.

I'm sitting here looking at a résumé, and under "other interests" there are 6 bullet points listed - and 5 of them have to do with political organizations and committees! Why, oh why, do people think that this is a good idea?

http://www.wsj.com/articles/thousands-apply-to-u-s-to-forgive-their-student-loans-saying-schools-defrauded-them-1453285800

http://abc22now.com/news/local/substitute-teacher-accused-of-sending-nude-photo-to-student

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/community/cary-news/article55454620.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/firefighters-left-stunned-after-woman-7194694

http://buffalo.com/2016/01/18/featured/138184/

http://www.thelcn.com/lcn01/police-confirm-double-murder-suicide-by-large-knife-20160118

http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/man-orders-mcdonalds-hands-over-heroin-inside-wad-of-cash/37441200

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160115/news/160119280/

Another article said that the Xanax in the sled was worth about $2,000,000.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2016/01/16/sabres-country-beef-weck-always-game-plan/3RuSi5By6m8wWnoZpsSoGO/story.html

http://host.madison.com/wsj/sports/high-school/art-kabelowsky-wiaa-chucks-up-an-air-ball-in-attempt/article_fb022f5d-33c0-532b-a683-957b41862b87.html http://www.jsonline.com/sports/preps/wiaa-ripped-on-social-media-for-asking-fans-to-tone-down-antics-b99650770z1-365231331.html http://lacrossetribune.com/sports/high-school/wiaa-s-email-to-schools-regarding-sportsmanship/article_f850fc65-94bb-5e21-a8bc-3bb0419755f7.html https://twitter.com/AprilGehl24/status/684025765642563584

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/cops-woman-breaks-a-nose-and-a-window-strips-insid/np4cF/

http://www.wsj.com/articles/how-an-nfl-star-worked-out-during-chemotherapy-1452796264 Pretty cool.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/actor-sean-penn-secretly-interviewed-el-chapo-in-hideout-before-capture/2016/01/09/4cce48db-1dc5-40b2-9b21-aa412c87e7bc_story.html

http://heavy.com/news/2016/01/abigail-lee-abby-kemp-smyrna-georgia-jewel-thief-thefts-robbery-south-florida-carolina-arrested-charges-photos-pictures-mugshot-fbi-suspect-partner-facebook/

The newsradio station has been running these very hour for the last few days as part of their newscasts:

The sphere of suds hits the big 5-7 today, so I hope that all of you will wish him a very happy day! Of course, for someone of his advanced age, he will not be on the board until later this morning, as he will be sitting on the can for several hours waiting for his fiber supplements and stool softener to take effect.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-joys-of-watching-a-bridge-shave-the-tops-off-trucks-1452045185

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrelle_Revis 'His spot on the field is nicknamed "Revis Island"(which is now owned by Buffalo Bills receiver Sammy Watkins) ]for his ability to shut down the opposing number one receiver. He is considered by most to be one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL.'