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Caption this:

http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2016/02/porn-expo-wants-to-return-to-dallas-convention-center-but-mayor-has-other-ideas.html/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/obituaries/leon-p-j-stawasz-wwii-prisoner-of-war-fda-inspector-20160201 '“The German pulled out his pistol and fiercely placed it on my temple,” he recalled in a memoir. “Luckily for me, a Luftwaffe officer was there, working on paperwork, and he said, ‘Nein, nein, nein.’ You could tell the guy really wanted to shoot me, but he had to listen to his officer. That’s how I got away with saying, ‘**** on Hitler,’ in the middle of the war. My only punishment was being locked in the latrine.”'

Time for the Google translator: https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.journaldemontreal.com%2F2016%2F02%2F03%2Favant-match-rebondir-face-aux-sabres&edit-text= "Tomas Fleischmann gives a solid slashing Marcus Foligno. This lack of discipline earned him a trip to jail."

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/03/irs-experiencing-computer-failure-across-several-systems-report.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/02/02/scientists-have-discovered-the-source-of-your-resting-B word-face/

Beerball's on the PPP board???

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/03/sports/football/super-bowl-i-recording-broadcast-nfl-troy-haupt.html

Given her history of screw-ups at Yahoo, it's not as stupid as you might think. NYC tabloids are sensationalist? I'm shocked! Shocked, i say!

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/546e5d1472b24b52983a41699d72e0b8/3-star-chef-benoit-violier-found-dead-apparent-suicide

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/collin-county/2016/01/31/3-severely-burned-mckinney-fire-pit-accident/79615948/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teacher-suspended-nude-pictures-claims-article-1.2514563

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8QdX0gH7A FYI, he had to drink 18 bottles of Coke that day before they finally got the commercial done right.

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/winter/will-this-storm-make-the-list-of-the-biggest-weather-events-here-20140107

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article55584565.html

http://www.mediaite.com/online/u-of-oregon-debates-removing-mlk-quote-for-not-being-inclusive-enough/ Enough of this "diversity" nonsense - it's now "gender identity!"

Dallas sports radio interviews Wade and Jerry Jones: http://www.theunticket.com/fake-wade-phillips-prank-calls-jerry-1-25-16/

Update: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/01/26/yoga-class-put-on-hold-over-concerns-about-oppression-resumes-with-indian-teacher/

http://nypost.com/2016/01/26/queens-residents-de-blasios-a-moron-for-snow-comments/

Isn't that what Mrs. Beerball says to you every night in bed?