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Happy Easter (con't): http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-pez-0328-20160327-6-story.html

Cleaned-up version: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/single-mother-gives-real-reason-for-fake-license-plate-that-went-viral-20160326

I usually work out at a health club early in the morning every day before going to the office. And, at that time of day, there are not a lot of people there, so you get to notice the "regulars" who show up there. There is one guy who's there all of the time who is addicted to his cell phone. I watched him this morning for several minutes, and here is what he did: Sat on a workout bench, staring at his cell phone for 30 seconds, scrolling with his thumb Did one set of lat pulldowns Sat on a workout bench, staring at his cell phone for 30 seconds, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of lat pulldowns Walked over to the drinking fountain, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Got a drink of water Walked over to the leg press machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Set down his phone and put weights on the machine Picked up his phone and sat down on the leg press machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did one set of leg presses Picked up his phone while sitting on the leg press machine, staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of leg presses Stood up, picked up his cell phone, walked over to the drinking fountain, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Got a drink of water Walked over to the row machine, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a set of rows Sat on the row machine for two minutes, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb Did a second set of rowsSat on the row machine for two minutes, while staring at his cell phone, scrolling with his thumb And this is a 4:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning!

...just as long we can farm off "those people" to someone else: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/tripping/wp/2016/03/25/portland-wants-to-give-homeless-people-a-free-bus-ticket-out-of-town/

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-python-drop-20160322-story.html

I said, AC/DC are forced to reschedule the 10 upcoming dates on the U.S. leg of their Rock or Bust World Tour. AC/DCs lead singer, Brian Johnson, has been advised by doctors to stop touring immediately or risk total hearing loss.

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/03/24/axl-rose-joining-acdc-for-tour-report

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/24/arts/television/ken-howard-71-actor-and-sag-aftra-union-president-dies.html Will Coolidge, Thorpe, Salami, Hollywood, CJ and Go-Go be the pallbearers?

http://abc13.com/news/teens-accused-of-fatally-shooting-their-moms-boyfriend/1258168/

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/industry-news/property-report/buffalo-no-longer-shuffling/article29319032/

It works on my computer. You probably need to clear your cache of all the porn that you've been downloading.

http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160319/debt-express-little-used-wickford-providence-train-service-is-10-million-in-hole/

http://nypost.com/2016/03/18/how-cbs-channeled-greedy-mets-in-selection-show-disaster/ 'Hey, congratulations to Thomas Jefferson (Brooklyn) High School boys JV coach Sheldon Jefferson, for his team’s home playoff win over Erasmus Hall, Tuesday. Under Coach Jefferson’s guidance his kids won, 165-56. In the third quarter (they play eight-minute quarters in high school), Jefferson High, which led 69-19 at the half, pressed and kept its starters in, scoring 58 points to take a 127-36 lead, then held on to win by 109. Of Jefferson’s 11 roster players, six combined to score 150 of the 165 points.'

http://nypost.com/2016/03/17/yes-farting-is-good-for-your-relationship/

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/irelands-years-gallery-1.2152989?pmSlide=1.2567917

Garland has a history of being pro-business: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/president-obama-to-nominate-merrick-garland-to-the-supreme-court-sources-say/2016/03/16/3bc90bc8-eb7c-11e5-a6f3-21ccdbc5f74e_story.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/12192190/Mike-Myers-now-has-white-hair-and-he-looks-startlingly-similar-to-Steve-Martin.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/porn-star-mary-carey-files-divorce-due-lack-sex-article-1.2561218

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdQsvGZHJTGL8cpB_6Ki_0g/search?query=buffalo+bills+highlights

Every day I go to work, there is a left-side ramp that I take that goes from one interstate to another. Normally, the ramp is two lanes and you can drive 50 mph, but with the construction it is now down to one lane and 30 mph. So what you have is people in the left lane backing up and sometimes going stop-and-go, while traffic in the straight lane to the right of you going 65 mph. When I'm in the left lane and see the slow/stopped traffic ahead of me, I slow down gradually or coast up to the traffic backup. What then happens is the traffic behind me will see me doing this, and then they will swerve to the right into the next lane, then swerve back in front of me, then drive 65 mph up to the backed-up traffic where they will then jam on their brakes to slow down and stop. And every day, there are 3-4 accidents here because people always misjudge how long it takes for them to stop their car.

I think that the cops already know who you are, given the amount of porn you've been downloading all these years.