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http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2016/04/albany_stinks_mysterious_518funk_odor_disgusts_capital_region_residents.html

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/04/29/unh-one-table-reportedly-worth-one-year-tuition/3cGBg8VGRYRJ8E9hF3naQN/story.html

Trump receives a huge endorsement: http://nypost.com/2016/05/02/miss-sweden-is-a-big-donald-trump-fan/

http://www.wvtm13.com/news/child-shoots-suspected-burglar-at-talladega-home/39266054

Softball team loses league title in the bottom of the 9th. Two outs, bases loaded, down by two runs. Batter hits grounder, and they throw it to second to try to get the force out. The second baseman misses the bag with her foot and the umpire behind shortstop calls safe (4 seconds into the video). The second baseman doesn't realize it and throws the ball up in the air to celebrate with her teammates. Article Video

http://nypost.com/2016/04/29/meet-the-first-female-military-officer-up-for-a-combat-role/

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/man-admits-shooting-north-tonawanda-woman-in-south-carolina-20160429 http://www.wect.com/story/31736233/search-warrant-she-got-into-my-head-so-i-blew-hers-the-off '“She got into my head, so I blew hers the [expletive] off,” Kalb told police.'

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article74152587.html

Another example of "The world revolves around me."

Any hot b!tches?

Happy birthday to a long-time member and poster. He'll be back on the board later this morning after his urologist appointment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/25/ohio-mass-murder-marijuana-growing-operations-found-at-crime-scenes/

It's a long, long read, but it has a lot of detail about how it went from "idea" to "completed film". Also neat to read the stories from the surviving cast members and how they ended up in the film: http://www.avclub.com/article/surely-you-cant-be-serious-oral-history-airplane-218043

http://sportsink.buffalonews.com/2016/04/22/braves-came-buffalo-left/

I guess Poojer's just not man enough for her: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160422_Ex-teacher_s_aide_charged_with_sex_assault_of_Conestoga_High_student.html

A Dallas City street maintenance worker is fixing potholes on a street, and has to take a dump. So, he gets on his front-end loader and drives it 1000 feet off the street into a heavily wooded nature preserve, knocking down trees and vegetation in the process. After he's done taking his dump, he gets back on his front-end loader and tries to drive back to the street, only to get stuck in the mud. So one of his co-workers also drives his big-a$$ crane into the nature preserve and tears up even more trees and grass to get to the front-end loader and tow him out of there. http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2016/04/wilonsky-dallas-street-workers-poop-in-the-park-destroys-native-prairie-at-white-rock.html/

http://www.startribune.com/authorities-investigating-death-at-prince-s-paisley-park/376578441/ http://www.twincities.com/2016/04/21/death-reported-at-princes-paisley-park-estate/

http://www.startribune.com/authorities-investigating-death-at-prince-s-paisley-park/376578441/ http://www.twincities.com/2016/04/21/death-reported-at-princes-paisley-park-estate/

Now THAT hurts.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/queens/queens-principal-sues-job-back-fired-tardiness-article-1.2609281

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-woman-tries-steal-cheetos-puffs-pun/nq8K9/ http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cheetos-battery-case-261783