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That comb-over on the new owner is hilarious. You would think that being a billionaire would allow you to at least get a decent hairpiece.

http://nypost.com/2016/08/17/rg3-divorcing-as-wedding-day-secret-texts-re-emerge/

Jeez, I thought we were talking about the guitarist.

Interesting to read what their current status is the US: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/08/15/a-crooked-cops-execution-in-texas-exposes-the-ruthless-inner-workings-of-the-mexican-mafia/

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160816_Jury__A_G__Kane_guilty_of_perjury__obstruction__all_other_charges.html

Solar power LOL: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/your-money/solar-snare-spend-thousands-and-cut-power-bills-by-9-a-month.html

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Complications from diabetes.

Was she hot? In more ways than one.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/nj-mans-dueling-obituaries-separately-list-loving-wife-and-longtime-girlfriend/

http://www.dallasnews.com/investigations/watchdog/20160805-watchdog-dallas-woman-discovers-new-secret-service-sex-scandals-through-public-information-requests.ece

http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856 http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-happened-after-i-wrote-that-cargo-shorts-story-1470402723

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/britney-spears-hopeless-romantic-article-1.2735490

http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/Cowboys-Dez-Bryant-First-WR-to-Reach-No-1-on-NFLPA-Top-50-Player-List-388565572.html Scroll to bottom of page

Cold front moving in this weekend: http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/death-valley-ca/92384/august-weather/2258469

Washington Post has an excellent interactive electoral college map for this election: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/nation/electoral/2016/

If beach umbrellas are outlawed then only outlaws will have beach umbrellas.

Of course, we need to see some photos to determine if this is newsworthy: http://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/headlines/20160717-100-women-pose-nude-ahead-of-gop-convention-to-reflect-their-anger.ece

http://deadspin.com/the-top-200-ways-bleacher-report-screwed-me-over-1608499729

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/airline-industry/20160722-southwest-airlines-cancels-250-more-flights-friday-as-outage-disruptions-drag-on.ece

Are you kidding? This is an online message board. Everyone knows by now that ALL online message board posters out there have 21-year-old supermodel girlfriends.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700020/Teacher-51-caught-camera-performing-oral-sex-17-year-old-student-parking-lot.html