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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2017/01/23/east-texas-judge-calls-protesters-million-fat-women-facebook-post "After just one day in office, Trump managed to achieve something that no one else has been able to do: he got a million fat women out walking."

And of course, if "your" candidate loses the election, then create a new full-time job for him: http://buffalonews.com/2017/01/25/ceretto-gets-new-job-at-state-parks-after-losing-assembly-seat/

We made the playoffs - we made it all the way into the round of 32!

It's deja vu all over again: http://www.kgw.com/news/local/portland-woman-kicked-off-plane-for-harassing-trump-supporter/392064258

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-mom-arrested-alleged-sex-multiple-teens-party-article-1.2954376

Dutch PM to immigrants: Integrate or GTFO: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/f8cfd8b0f9d8491e8b4f42345762c241

Is he still on the wagon? That alcohol abuse almost killed him. Our front door and side door were buried for weeks. We had to enter/exit the house through a 6'x2' window in the family room. Probably because the year before they had that killer ice storm that knocked out power for a week. Any electrical wire or pole that could have failed at that time, did. Hey, I'm surprised no one has stories about gettin' some. Our smokin' hot 17-year-old neighbor was stuck at home alone for five days and my mom asked me to go over there five times a day to make sure everything was fine. Gawd, she was hot. Update: I actually ran into her at an airport 15 years ago - all 200 pounds of her.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/cb8afaf896454522addc66f5901bc640

https://trumpsingles.com/ And Poojer would.

http://nypost.com/2017/01/22/criminals-cant-wait-to-be-arrested-by-this-sexy-cop/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2zsKH5F1wU

Caption this (again):

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/canadian-moby-dick-eatery-deemed-offensive-barred-opening-article-1.2951139

Caption this:

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2017/01/18/business/facebooks-zuckerberg-sues-to-force-land-sales/

Cuomo's new budget plan for NYS includes new taxes and fees: http://buffalonews.com/2017/01/19/cuomo-budget-plan-offers-cornucopia-of-tax-fee-hikes/

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/the-bright-side/single-mom-builds-3500-square-foot-home-by-watching-youtube-tutorials/ar-AAlZbDT

http://www.coldwellbankerhomes.com/ca/los-angeles/594-s-mapleton-dr/pid_15207796/

At least that's the "official" story.