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Do the Air New Zealand Auckland nonstop to Houston. Go with the Premium Economy or, if you have the nut, go with First Class (which gives you the full bed at your seat). It's only one flight per day, about 4 times per week, so you really have to search for it. That bed was worth every penny. They don't fly to New Zealand. A Lear jet would work even better.

"Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the thread which you have just posted about the president who makes broken promises. Many of my best friends are presidents, and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times."

I think that there are a lot of posters on this board who are switch-hitters.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/East-Central-ISD-educator-resigns-in-wake-of-10986191.php

http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2017-02-22/athens-man-assaults-mother-pork-chop-head-butts-her-police-say

12 lanes, soon to be 14.

Wawrow: Four-year deal, opt-out after three years: http://pro32.ap.org/article/bills-tyrod-four-year-deal

First of all, you are assuming that charter bus drivers are candidates for Mensa, and that they have gone through extensive training and safety courses prior to be hired (Not!). Second, here's the crossing with the low ground clearance warning signs that everyone ignores. Third, I'm assuming that the bus company and driver do not want to get written up by the police, which is why the driver probably did not call 911.

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/real-estate/2017/03/07/toyotas-denton-county-spread-will-corporate-getaway-ranch-racetrack

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/03/05/texas-man-charged-indecent-exposure-neighbor-records-sex-fence

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/traffic/2017/03/04/northbound-sh-360-shut-grapevine-fiery-18-wheeler-crash

Follow-up: I got the update to work, and now it runs fine. The problem? I looked online over the weekend, and found the issue on several message boards. My computer has a Logitech wireless trackball mouse. All I had to do was to leave the computer on overnight. In the morning, I went to Start>Settings>Updates and Security and made sure that "A restart is required" message was there. I clicked the "restart now' button and then removed the Logitech USB doodle from the back of the computer. After an hour, the update was completed. I then re-attached the doodle and the Logitech mouse software updated itself.

"Nkechi Amare Diallo" http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/former-naacp-leader-rachel-dolezal-gets-new-african-name/ar-AAnIwK0

Well, you're certainly welcome on this board but, given the way that this board works, I would put the over/under at 10 minutes before someone asks you about your bra size.

So I take it that the male prostitute job didn't work out?

http://nypost.com/2017/03/02/woman-accused-of-having-sex-with-three-high-school-athletes/

Your neighbor took a photo of you doing the yard work last year:

RIP Fetty Wap(ner).

More info (in case you guys want to pursue it any further). Currently, the machine is running Version 1511. The problems happen during the update to Version 1607: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1OPRB_enUS528US529&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=windows+update+1511+to+1607+not+working&*

http://wivb.com/2017/02/27/ecc-hockey-player-knocks-down-ref/

...DC Tom! oh wait

Update: She's still white: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/25/rachel-dolezal-not-going-stoop-apologise-grovel

I know that this web site is populated with computer nerds , so I figured that one of you geniuses can come up with an answer for this. We have 7 computers, all running Windows 10. And they all work properly, except for one. This desktop computer has trouble with a Windows update. After this update is installed, the machine will not reboot. Instead, it gets stuck on the dark screen that has the light blue Windows logo with the swirling circle. And after a short time, the logo disappears but the swirling circle stays. (no reboot) Right now, the machine works. At the lower left of the screen, when I click Start>Power it gives me 5 options: Sleep Shut down Restart Update and restart Update and shut down If I click Start>Settings>Update & security it gives me a message that that the computer needs to be restarted in order to complete the update. For now, I have been simply clicking Start>Power>Shut down to avoid the issue. After a while, though, I get the pop-up message that the computer will restart in 10 minutes, with an option to “Restart Now”. And this pop-up message can’t be ignored or deleted, and the computer will restart with no way to stop it. When I click any of the “update” or “restart” options described above, the computer will update. And I get the screen that says “Updating Windows 10 – this may take a while.” After the update is done, the computer will automatically reboot, which gives me the dark screen/swirling circle described above. And this screen will not go away – I’ve let the computer sit for two days with the swirling circle staying there. I can temporarily work around the issue by manually turning the computer off and on 3 times. After the third time, I will get the “Restoring your previous version of Windows” screen which puts me back to Square One. So…any ideas?

She said that Boyst just wasn't man enough: http://www.rockymounttelegram.com/Police/2017/02/25/Former-teacher-charged-with-having-sex-with-student.html