Unintentionally funny story (and picture):
http://www.bostonglobe.com/magazine/2016/05/18/hopes-dreams-debt/fR60cKakwUlGok0jTlONTN/story.html
So here's a long, long story regarding millennials and their student debt.
And the primary focus of the story is on the three women at the top of the page (look at the photo closely) who all have lots of debt and are all "struggling financially" and all live together "barely about the poverty line".
OTOH, even though they say they are :struggling", they do manage to have one very high-end liquor cabinet.
What a bunch of pansies.
In my day, I walked 8 miles to school, each way, every day, through 3 feet of snow blah blah blah...
(disintegrates into old-guy talk)
Do the Air New Zealand Auckland nonstop to Houston. Go with the Premium Economy or, if you have the nut, go with First Class (which gives you the full bed at your seat). It's only one flight per day, about 4 times per week, so you really have to search for it. That bed was worth every penny.
They don't fly to New Zealand.
A Lear jet would work even better.
"Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the thread which you have just posted about the president who makes broken promises.
Many of my best friends are presidents, and only a few of them are transvestites.
Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)
P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times."