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No - he hates him because his name is not "inclusive" enough towards people with club feet and other impairments and that he should change his name to "Gordon Pedestal Appendage Stabilizer".

And the inevitable aftermath: http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article150703432.html

On a related note, it is funny to see most of my friends who are in the "fifty-plus" age range who still believe that they are "hip" and "trendy".

http://www.statesman.com/news/local/this-crazy-austin-man-sues-date-for-texting-during-movie/NVZRQcXkONqKuTtSTtX1JK/

Your wife sent me a photo of you mowing the lawn last year:

http://buffalonews.com/2017/05/15/police-driver-wrong-side-street-0-27-bac/

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/antonio-cromarties-wife-pregnant-with-nfl-players-14th-child-w482332

http://bladenjournal.com/top-stories/12035/west-bladen-teacher-arrested-charged-with-sex-crimes-against-students

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article150166102.html

Are they hot?

'Gun owners' fear of a Hillary Clinton presidency may have helped spur a spike in pistol permits issued in the Empire State in 2016, increasing 34 percent from the 2012 presidential election year and rivaling numbers last seen when the SAFE Act passed four years ago.' http://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/politics/albany/2017/05/04/clinton-fear-helps-fuel-jump-ny-pistol-permits/101295644/

Last week I was in the break room at my office and the guy was there filling up the snack machine (60 selections). I asked him about the most popular candy bar and he said that, in his machines, Snickers outsells all other snacks combined.

I think we need some pictures to determine if this is newsworthy.

Madonna Bruce Springsteen Whatever's left of the Eagles Jennifer Aniston Robert De Niro Tiger Woods David Letterman Any of the Palins Harrison Ford

http://cbs4indy.com/2017/05/02/former-franklin-central-teacher-facing-multiple-charges-amid-investigation-into-misconduct-with-student/

Are you sure? Here's an archive from an old Century 21 listing that shows that it was on the market 6 months ago: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wagN3udYjYc/RpqxQxiD3pI/AAAAAAAAACE/ub8CB9fq30A/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/lord.jpg http://www.century21.com/real-estate/erie-county-ny/LNNYERIE/

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/man-sues-american-airlines-after-becoming-squashed-next-to-obese-passengers/news-story/bd7e2a9e966f44fde859ec3d98c6fb1b

http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/columns/editor-s-note-stacy-washington-s-column-will-no-longer/article_e5a09ae1-d71a-52ef-945f-00d60e1f24b5.html https://twitter.com/StacyOnTheRight?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/06/amid-putin-bromance-steven-seagal-banned-from-ukraine-as-national-security-threat/

http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article147109164.html

http://www.heraldstandard.com/news/hsnewsnow/police-fleeing-intoxicated-woman-claimed-to-be-hillary-clinton/article_18afc3d3-9adc-5d0b-8d97-9210d3c182d0.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/03/us/obituary-leo-thorsness-dead-vietnam-medal-of-honor.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_K._Thorsness

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2017/05/03/48-hours-in-buffalo-the-clevelanders-guide-to-visiting-our-great-lakes-friend