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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/drinking-alcohol-key-living-90-article-1.3829634

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/sheriff-woman-tossed-dog-from-moving-car-because-she-was-frustrated-with-it/519797406

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-17/winn-dixie-and-tops-owners-are-said-to-prepare-for-bankruptcy

http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/2018/02/16/former-greer-high-school-teacher-charged-sexual-battery-false-information-police/345334002/

I think that the "wanted" poster at the post office has something to do with this.

Poojer's already making plans: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-split-years-article-1.3823656

http://pagesix.com/2018/02/14/duke-educated-porn-star-now-attends-top-law-school/

http://idahostatejournal.com/news/local/teacher-accused-of-felony-sexual-battery-of-minor-she-allegedly/article_00fdef74-384b-569a-b6c5-68fcffd3e687.html

...posing naked in a magazine.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-betty-frances-noisy-neighborhood-gunfire-20180212-story.html

http://www.dallasnews.com/business/airlines/2018/02/08/after-learning-support-hamster-couldnt-fly-texas-state-student-flushed

http://www.ktva.com/story/37451580/naked-passenger-sends-alaska-airlines-flight-back-to-anchorage

http://nypost.com/2018/02/07/pro-golfer-says-sexy-modeling-helps-her-through-the-bullying/ http://www.si.com/swim-daily/2018/02/06/paige-spiranac-athlete-si-swimsuit-2018

http://nypost.com/2018/02/06/patriots-fans-wallowed-in-porn-after-super-bowl-defeat/

http://www.unionleader.com/Lottery-winner:-Keep-my-ID-secret "The woman, identified in court documents only as Jane Doe, asked that her identity remain a secret even though existing New Hampshire Lottery Commission rules require a winner sign the back of a winning ticket before being able to claim the prize. However, had the ticket been signed in the name of a trust, she could have maintained her privacy."

Cue the move to PPP: http://pro32.ap.org/article/police-suspect-colts-players-crash-death-deported-twice

What's this internet thingy?

http://obits.dignitymemorial.com/dignity-memorial/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-Drew&lc=4197&pid=187994358&mid=7741481&locale=en_US

http://www.providencejournal.com/opinion/20180124/editorial-lessons-from-struggling-neighbor http://www.courant.com/opinion/editorials/hc-ed-rhode-island-connecticut-20180201-story.html http://apnews.com/8b4aeabff00a4cb6abd2f6d352ff085e/Connecticut-paper-claps-back-at-Rhode-Island-paper's-dis