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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-45717841

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/10/03/peggy-sue-peggy-sue-immortalized-by-buddy-holly-dies-at-78/

...if you are traveling into their country and the customs people decide that you are "suspicious": http://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/02/world/asia/new-zealand-passwords-devices.html

Any hot b!tches?

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2018/09/30

http://www.kmaland.com/news/undercover-operation-leads-to-fremont-county-prostitution-arrest/article_85bd8ea8-c242-11e8-a0e0-f324341a7c12.html

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/nation-now/2018/09/25/rapper-lil-xan-too-many-hot-cheetos-sent-him-hospital/1428824002/

http://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/26/us/puerto-rico-tax-utilities-prepa.html

But at least we can use our brand new train station to travel anywhere... ...oh wait.

http://apnews.com/fc3107c42e82426294dc13d1ad36d9e2/Going-South:-Cuomo-blames-weather-for-NY-population-decline

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/you-re-clicking-it/changeorg-petition-against-sex-robot-shop-in-houston

Update: http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/judge-orders-seattle-to-turn-over-internal-records-on-head-tax-repeal-ed-murray-by-sept-28/ http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/what-a-mess-texts-by-seattle-mayor-council-member-shed-light-on-head-tax-repeal/

...until the Bills win the Super Bowl.

http://www.lockhaven.com/news/local-news/2018/09/former-student-teacher-accused-of-inappropriate-relationship-with-student/

Late 60's early 70's band: https://www.badfingeruk.com

http://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2018/lifestyle/chevy-chase-cant-change/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/crime-law/2018/09/18/giant-marijuana-bundles-wash-up-florida-beaches-dont-try-keep-it/

Why would you marry a child in the first place?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/money/john-cleese-settles-divorce-wife-alyce-faye-eichelberger-19-7m-article-1.397336

Let's face it - in the 2016 election, you did not vote for a candidate that you liked. Instead, you thought the other candidate was an "idiot" (Hi DC Tom) and you voted for "your" candidate because you thought he/she was the lesser of two evils even though you had serious reservations about him/her. That being said, was there a time when did you ever take politicians seriously and was there a defined point in time where you changed from seriousness to laughter?