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https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/12/24/brothers-claim-arrest-at-levis-stadium-violated-free-speech/

Except that we don't want any Jewish/Muslim/Black/White/Latina/straight/gay/transgender women marching with us

Here's an article written by two residents of the Minnesota town that the reporter profiled, which goes through all of the inaccuracies shown in the original article: https://medium.com/@micheleanderson/der-spiegel-journalist-messed-with-the-wrong-small-town-d92f3e0e01a7

http://dailygazette.com/article/2018/12/20/women-charged-in-east-greenbush-prostitution-sting-including-schenectady-resident

Brady Bunch kids reunite in front of their TV home: https://people.com/home/see-the-emotional-moment-all-six-brady-bunch-kids-reunite-at-their-iconic-tv-home/

Pistol-packing private pelagic police perforate pistol-packing pirates.

Why would you want to grab an old bag?

https://www.chron.com/life/article/Houston-girl-blasts-cheating-boyfriend-twitter-13467143.php

...people are happier when they have more sex.

There was a great story from about 30 years ago when long distance phone service was opened up to competition and there were salesmen calling up people people left and right to try to get them to switch. A guy got a hold of various lists of church members and would call them up. The conversation went something like this: Church Member: Hello? Salesman: Hi, Mrs. AAA. This is Rev. BBB. I had lunch last week with your pastor Rev. CCC and he suggested that I call you. Oh, my other phone just rang. Can I place you on hold and get back to you in 10 seconds. Church Member: OK. Salesman: (10 seconds later) Sorry, Mrs. AAA - that was my Bishop on the other line and I need to talk to him.. Call I call you again tomorrow? Church Member: Sure. After a couple of months, the church members found out that their phone service had been switched to a new higher-priced long distance service (and the salesman got a commission each time). So what happened? Well, the long distance service that they were switched to had the name of "Holy Order Long Distance". In short, "H.O.L.D." So when the salesman asked if you could be put on "hold" and you said yes, you gave your permission to be placed on "H.O.L.D" and have your phone service switched.

https://christianindex.org/meet-pro-football-hall-fames-billy-shaw/

As well as the inventor of the "computerized airline reservations system": http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/evelyn-berezin-entrepreneur-and-engineer-who-designed-early-word-processor-dies-at-93/2018/12/13/20af4524-fee7-11e8-ad40-cdfd0e0dd65a_story.html http://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/10/obituaries/evelyn-berezin-dead.html

Of course, you are asking this question on an online message board, where everyone on the board is married to a 21-year-old swimsuit model.