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https://www.cleveland.com/community/2019/05/drunk-single-mom-nearly-hits-police-car-while-taking-a-bite-of-nachos-north-royalton-police-blotter.html

https://nypost.com/2019/05/08/meet-tara-lynn-sports-illustrateds-oldest-swimsuit-issue-rookie/

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a27321171/jennifer-aniston-interview-2019/

One Two

https://nypost.com/2019/05/06/games-of-thrones-accidentally-leaves-coffee-cup-in-episode/

https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/local/columnists/andreatta/2019/05/05/simpsons-upstate-new-york-song-parody-fact-check-true-kodak-niagara-falls-anchor-bar-utica-niskayuna/3661326002/

Yeah, like anyone on this board is going to tell their wife that they spend too much money on their hair stylist.

Our government needs to deal with things that are FAR more important than social security: https://nypost.com/2019/05/02/new-york-bill-would-allow-kids-to-run-lemonade-stands-without-a-permit/

That has as much chance of succeeding as seeing turtles fly oh wait: https://www.wbtw.com/news/grand-strand/-it-just-flung-into-my-windshield-turtle-smashes-into-car-near-lake-busbee-in-conway/1971311286

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ex-miss-universe-paulina-vega-considered-plus-size

C'mon, it's Venezuela. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Venezuela. It's like going into Wisconsin.

https://expo.syracuse.com/life-and-culture/g66l-2019/04/7273138437174/the-simpsons-brutally-mocks-sus-otto-utica-more-in-upstate-ny.html

One stat from the Celtics that always amazed me was that, from 1958 to 1966, they won 8 straight championships...and averaged 6,000 attendance per game over that stretch.

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/ny-sports-jets-dave-gettleman-20190426-tnwdei6365erdb2eggasnczjxi-story.html

I'm not an accountant, but taking 15 years to break even doesn't exactly seem like a financial windfall.

In 1962, he was drafted by both the Celtics and Cleveland Browns, and during the Browns training camp he was the last person cut.

Several years ago, I actually thought about installing solar panels on our house. I asked a friend of mine (who is a builder) and he laughed at me, and then showed me numbers that said that the panels would never pay for themselves. His reasoning was something like this. If you install panels on your house, you also have to install a new roof at the same time. Solar panels only work during the warmer months, when the sun is high enough in the sky. Optimistically, solar panels would save me about 33% on my electric bill during the 5 months of warm weather here in Texas (mid-May to mid-October). If my electric bill were $300/month for those five months, then I would save about $500 per year in electric bills. It would cost about $15,000 to install panels on my roof. Working backwards on the numbers, it would then take me 30 years just to break even.