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https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/midnight-massacre-article-1.224970

You could have Ken Dryden in goal, but it really doesn't matter when (a) you don't score and (b) you're getting outshot 40-8 through the first 50 minutes.

NOT caving in to SJWs: Jul 2018: "That's offensive! March 2019: "That's award-winning!"

https://www.dallasnews.com/business/texas-instruments/2019/03/05/jerry-merryman-one-three-inventors-texas-instruments-calculator-dies-86 "It was late 1965 and Jack Kilby, my boss, presented the idea of a calculator. He called some people in his office. He says, we'd like to have some sort of computing device, perhaps to replace the slide rule. It would be nice if it were as small as this little book that I have in my hand."

https://www.statesman.com/news/20190305/manor-kindergarten-teacher-tried-to-stab-boyfriend-after-he-refused-sex-affidavit-says

https://nypost.com/2019/03/07/mets-legend-tom-seaver-has-dementia/

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/ny-metro-dungeon-dominatrix-neighbors-20190306-story.html

http://thebrunswicknews.com/news/local_news/county-police-dept-s-dui-expert-arrested-for-dui/article_c2df1ce5-ebe5-563c-9e1d-212b2d75b8a9.html

"Whitey" taking over the movies: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/will-smiths-rumored-new-role-causing-controversy-skin-color-113504252.html

Our interview process for new graduates - Interviewer: Where did you go to school? Graduate: Purdue. Interviewer: That's a great school - the programs there are excellent. Our interview process for people with 5-10 years experience - Interviewer: Do you have a bachelor's degree? Candidate: Yes.

https://whnt.com/2019/02/26/two-people-arrested-after-fight-over-crab-legs/

And on it goes: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-jacquelyn-smith-update-20190303-story.html

How stupid are you, then?

Speaking of Super Bowl results: https://buffalonews.com/2019/02/28/man-arrested-for-faking-his-own-abduction-in-super-bowl-squares-scheme/

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2019/02/28/denton-high-school-teacher-sex-student-classroom-police-say

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/grandma-convicted-of-drunken-brawl-stuns-internet-with-youthful-looks/

https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris-burrous-died-overdose-crystal-meth-anus/