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I've never seen a crowd stay silent for three seconds (while the ball bounces around the rim), then erupt in near-bedlam after the ball finally goes in:

Happy Mother's Day to DC Tom, who I believe is the biggest mother on this board.

https://www.ktbs.com/news/another-teacher-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/article_e576c20a-736e-11e9-a179-873ae5f5d254.html

https://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/crime/article230221234.html

Speaking of Teslas...

Earlier this year a parent sent a letter to the Colorado school, worrying about all of the violence and bullying and drug use that was taking place there. Colorado school sued the parent for defamation: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/colorado-shooting-stem-school-highlands-ranch-parent-worried-about-repeat-of-columbine-2019-05-09/

Yeah, but the batschidt-crazy women are also crazy in bed. Not that I would know anything about that.

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You can exercise until you're blue in the face, but 60 to 75 percent of "getting in shape" is what you eat and drink.

https://www.cleveland.com/community/2019/05/drunk-single-mom-nearly-hits-police-car-while-taking-a-bite-of-nachos-north-royalton-police-blotter.html

https://nypost.com/2019/05/08/meet-tara-lynn-sports-illustrateds-oldest-swimsuit-issue-rookie/

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a27321171/jennifer-aniston-interview-2019/

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https://nypost.com/2019/05/06/games-of-thrones-accidentally-leaves-coffee-cup-in-episode/

https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/local/columnists/andreatta/2019/05/05/simpsons-upstate-new-york-song-parody-fact-check-true-kodak-niagara-falls-anchor-bar-utica-niskayuna/3661326002/

Yeah, like anyone on this board is going to tell their wife that they spend too much money on their hair stylist.

Our government needs to deal with things that are FAR more important than social security: https://nypost.com/2019/05/02/new-york-bill-would-allow-kids-to-run-lemonade-stands-without-a-permit/

That has as much chance of succeeding as seeing turtles fly oh wait: https://www.wbtw.com/news/grand-strand/-it-just-flung-into-my-windshield-turtle-smashes-into-car-near-lake-busbee-in-conway/1971311286

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ex-miss-universe-paulina-vega-considered-plus-size