Wifey asked me to pick up some allergy medicine, so I stopped by the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up some Claritin D.
I pay for it at the pharmacy counter, then walk down the pharmacy aisle to leave the store.
As i walk down the aisle, I see some 25 yo guy talking on his phone to someone while he's holding up the camera to face the shelves.
I get closer and he's got the camera pointing towards the tampon section.
I walk by him and say, "Boy I feel sorry for you."
He looks at me, sighs and says, "Yeah, and we've only been married for three months!"