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https://knewz.com/sydney-prison-guard-sex/

"We need to restrict travel during COVID-19!!!!!!!!!" Except for me and my friends, of course. https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/11/16/california-lawmakers-head-to-maui-with-lobbyists-despite-pandemic-travel-warnings-1336605 https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/11/17/two-california-lawmakers-bought-plane-tickets-for-hawaii-conference-during-pandemic-1336713

Some people aren't gettin' some at home.

Happy 70th birthday Gil:

https://nypost.com/2020/11/10/yankees-treat-people-like-crap-trenton-thunder-owner-fumes/

Why she stays married to you-know-who is beyond me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale http://theexplodingwhale.com/

Would you settle for a 2017 article? https://vault.si.com/vault/2017/05/15/no-one-no-1

Just got posted this morning: https://www.si.com/nfl/2020/11/05/josh-allen-buffalo-bills-improvement

Wifey asked me to pick up some allergy medicine, so I stopped by the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up some Claritin D. I pay for it at the pharmacy counter, then walk down the pharmacy aisle to leave the store. As i walk down the aisle, I see some 25 yo guy talking on his phone to someone while he's holding up the camera to face the shelves. I get closer and he's got the camera pointing towards the tampon section. I walk by him and say, "Boy I feel sorry for you." He looks at me, sighs and says, "Yeah, and we've only been married for three months!"

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/10/28/man-mauled-by-leopard-behind-davie-home/

...that's it's keeping my two older sisters ("liberal sister" and "conservative sister") from being in the same room at the same time.