Commanding officer arrives at his new outpost in the middle of the desert and asks a private to show him around the grounds.
Private walks him around, "On the left is the enlisted barracks, officer quarters straight ahead. To your right is the mess hall and just past that are the latrines".
"PRIVATE!", says the CO, "What's that tent behind the latrines?"
"Um, well, er, I wasn't going to say anything, but that's where we keep the camel. These men are out here in the middle of the desert without any women and after awhile they have their urges, so..."
"SAY NO MORE! Perfectly understandable. Show me to my quarters!"
A month goes by and the CO has his own urges. "PRIVATE! I need some time with the camel!.
The CO pays a visit to the camel tent. There's a lot of grunting, groaning and eventually the CO emerges from the tent pulling up his pants with a smug smile on his face.
"PRIVATE! Is that how the enlisted men treat the camel?!?"
"Uh no sir....they usually ride it into town and get a hooker!".