On a side note, a Google search of "Chelsea Clinton thanks Haiti" did not find the above meme. Had to go use DuckDuckGo to find it. It's almost like somebody wants memes like this disappeared from the Internet...
That's assuming POTS distribution node still has power
But yeah, Ma-Bell is sending out quite a bit of free electricity. Even if you're not a subscriber
ObiTalk 200: $70 on Amazon
Google Voice: Free
No monthly phone bill
Free long distance
Free voicemail
Free texting
Unknown callers are greeted by "Please state your name for the Google Voice subscriber" before connecting. This trips up most robo-dialers and telemarketing call centers
Sure the NSA and Google are listening, but so are your land line providers
Google, Apple, and most carriers have a built in app to find lost phones but you have to enable Location services (which alot of people turn off)
I lost my phone once and Google's app found it within like a 10 yard radius
Which is ironic considering that several online media outlets push Imeachment stories to the top of my feed or in Yahoo's case sends me an email about it. It's almost like they're telling me what I'm supposed to think