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  1. Meanwhile the other leading Heisman candidate skirts the sideline en route to a TD. Which upon review shows his toe was just barely out of bounds. FS1 cameras catch a shot of Barkley and Coach Franklin watching the replay on the Jumbotron and sportsmanly accepting that he stepped out
  2. It's a reflection, a tiny alien, or a cat
  3. Our present state of affairs will be forgotten within 2000 years. Steel rusts and concrete breaks down over time. The only monuments to our civilization that will still be standing in 2000 years are Mount Rushmore and Hoover Dam What do you mean my solid state hard drive won't be around in 2000 years? those !@#$ers are expensive!
  4. Earth's climate has been changing for the last 4 and a half billion years. And there were civilizations as old or older than the Egyptians or Mesopotamians that have risen and fallen that we have either lost the record or have no record of them at all
  5. BLM complains of abuse and racism(r) police Police respond by equipping body cameras to improve accountability. Body cameras do not show systemic racism(c) and abuse by police. They do however show all the bullsh*t that the police have to deal with Ergo body cameras are an abuse of civil rights.
  6. The only talk/pregame that I bother with on ESPN is the last 20 minutes or so of College Game Day when they do their picks segment
  7. So they sent the pasta and the pickle juice?
  8. Stop listening to the Fake News It wasn't a UFO tour. It was a USO tour. They were touring the Aliens underwater bases
  9. Did Roethlesberger just audible "Dilly Dilly"
  10. Well yeah If you've ever known career Law Enforcement Investigators (and I don't mean repeating rumors from within the echo chamber of your conspiracy theory circles), you would know they don't act on a whim
  11. Tho sometimes I think that movie might actually have helped prepare Reagan for dealing with DC politicians
  12. it's like trying to watch somebody else play Madden
  13. Ben Roethlesberger has got to have 0 confidence in Martavis Bryant at this point
  14. Dude you were an old fart in Kindergarden
  15. The Internet will remember that when you run for the Senate in Alabama
  16. ***WARNING DO NOT ACTUALLY DO WHAT I"M ABOUT TO SUGGEST*** If you think that's bad, Google Lena Dunham's mermaid picture ***YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOT TO DO WHAT I SUGGESTED***
  17. What? That was tonight? Oh so sorry sweetheart, I totally forgot you were bringing somebody over. I was planning on cleaning my guns tonight. Oh no bother, I can do both at the same time. What's your name again kid? Lil Peep? Can you hand me that bottle over there? No not that one, the one that says Tears of a Liberal. I need to oil my AR15. Oh hey sweetheart, can you unload the revolver. Remember how I taught you to handle firearms? Hey Billlllly, Billy right? Can you hand me the M1 over there? I've already unloaded it, see the action is open. No not that one, the big wooden. Yeah that one, just hand me that... Oh! Sorry about that! I thought I locked the bolt. Didn't mean for you to get Garand thumb
  18. Pittsburgh The Steelers are most likely going to win the AFC North. The Titans are competing with Jacksonville for the AFC South with the runner up in contention for a Wild Card berth Plus there's the Meathead and Matt Cassel angle
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