What? That was tonight? Oh so sorry sweetheart, I totally forgot you were bringing somebody over. I was planning on cleaning my guns tonight. Oh no bother, I can do both at the same time.
What's your name again kid? Lil Peep? Can you hand me that bottle over there? No not that one, the one that says Tears of a Liberal. I need to oil my AR15. Oh hey sweetheart, can you unload the revolver. Remember how I taught you to handle firearms? Hey Billlllly, Billy right? Can you hand me the M1 over there? I've already unloaded it, see the action is open. No not that one, the big wooden. Yeah that one, just hand me that...
Oh! Sorry about that! I thought I locked the bolt. Didn't mean for you to get Garand thumb