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Spoiler tag that please

Redskins run out a HTTR flag which I'm guessing means Hail To The Redskins At first I thought it was an HTTP flag and they were advertising a website

If I'm playing to win the game, I start Rivers. If I'm playing for draft position, I start Tyrod

what what what? You mean Kirk Cousins isn't coming here next year We'll get a few lower-mid range quality players looking for mid range contracts

Anyone else enjoy the irony of scheduling the Redskins on Thanksgiving

Chargers got off to a bumpy start IMO due to all the headaches associated with the franchise move from SD to LA. But now that's behind them and are in good position to make a run at a WC

I think he's done after that early 3rd Quarter PAT attempt

The first Thanksgiving had a different menu There was turkey of course. But also eel, shellfish, and deer. There was no pumpkin pie, potatoes, or cranberry sauce https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/what-was-on-the-menu-at-the-first-thanksgiving-511554/

It's not always good to be The King http://www.dailynews.com/2017/11/23/lawsuit-alleges-inappropriate-behavior-by-la-kings-mascot-bailey/ In his defense Liberals tend to have short attention spans which is why something/somebody is always the Greatest Ever or Worst Ever.

Technically Bambi's mother was also in the hunt

Looks like the Chargers are going to skip Field Goals and will go for two on any TDs

Rob Riggle I just don't think he's funny

If the Bills ever opened a merchandise shop in the Mall they should name it Forever 7-9

http://reason.com/blog/2017/11/21/ajit-pai-net-neutrality-podcast

Gamestop commercial during Vikings@Lions game Pilgrim and a Turkey are playing a game online with some trash talking. A can of cranberry sauce says something and the turkey tells the cranberry sauce to shut up because nobody likes you

Any traditional Civil War would be short lived. Snowflakes have spent their lives in fear of guns. Antifa would just scurry home to Mom's basement to tweet about their ordeal. BLM could mobilize an armed force but they get confused as to which end of the gun is up

Vesuvius wasn't the only one to blow it's top that day

You have the Redskins drafting Mayfield in the 1st. In this scenario I am assuming the Redskins drafting a 1st round QB means they did not retain Kirk Cousins. So where does Cousins land? Considering you have nine teams (including the Redskins) taking a 1st round QB and two more in the second I'll assume he doesn't land with any of those eleven. Or the bakers doezen with established starters or recent 1st rounders: Seattle, LA Rams, Tampa, Atlanta, Carolina, Chicago, Detroit, Dallas, Philly, Oakland, KC, Houston, Tennessee Seven more are possible but unlikely San Fran? Doubt they would trade a second for Jimmy G then sign Cousins New Orleans? Does Brees retire? Green Bay? Is Rodgers injury a career ender? Minnesota? Already has three viable starting QBs on the roster (2 coming off injury) Indy? Will they cut ties with Luck Cincy? Will they cut ties with the Red Rifle Baltimore? Will they cut ties with Average Joe Which leaves two landing spots Denver Miami

Something like this couldn't possibly be abused by somebody http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-zapped-brains-magnetic-pulses-change-music-taste-people-experiment-canada-a8070451.html

With evidence of the struggle unearthed on Oak Island

Which is why the traditional cab companies lobby their political pals to ban or restrict Uber & Lyft Cartels can't let some upstart offer higher quality service at a more reasonable price

So many puns, so little time